Zodiacs on Crack

Beach Day

"Eeeep!" said Cancer turning red

"WHOA" said Leo

"Leo's finally gonna see tits for the first time in his life!" said Aries

"Shut up Aries" said Leo

"Where'd you even get that bra from babes?" asked Aquarius

"From Scorpio's closet" said Cancer

"Cancer...could you not wear my clothes?" said Scorpio

"Sorry...I don't have any bikinis" said Cancer

"Are they even your size?" asked Pisces

"What cup size are you?" asked Scorpio

"C cup" said Cancer

"No wonder they keep slipping! I'm a DD" 

"Oh"

"Now that I think of it, Scorpio's tits are pretty big" said Taurus

"TAURUS! I-gah...ugh!" spluttered Scorpio

Scorpio was so caught off guard by that that she couldn't find the correct words to say.

"I'm also a DD cup!" grinned Pisces

"No you're not..." said Scorpio

"Rude..." said Pisces

"Use Capricorn's swimming clothes" said Scorpio

"But she doesn't have any spares" said Cancer

"Oh, ok fine you can wear these and keep these"

"UwU Thanks Scorpy <3" 

"Whoa Hey Scorpy lemme smash" said Taurus

"You say the same thing over and over again" said Scorpio

Taurus ran out of the door and into the water sign car, he tripped over the car and flew a meters into a pile of dirt while Pisces landed on the car safely.

"Skill issue" said Pisces

"A least I'm not short" said Taurus

"Fuck you! Meanie..." 

"Heh heh"

"I'm gonna cry now"

"Alright, that's enough you two" chuckled Scorpio

The water signs drove off with Taurus in the car, leaving the other 8 of them at the house. Gemini had just got out of the bathroom.

"TAURUS! Where are you?" asked Gemini

"He just left" said Virgo

"Without me???"

"Looks like it"

"NO FAIR! Aries lemme join you!" 

"Sorry we got 4 already" said Aries

The fire signs got in the car with Aquarius, who winked and stuck her tongue out at him and drove off, Gemini sighed when Virgo put him arm around him.

"Well you got us 4" said Virgo

Gemini looked at Virgo, Libra and Capricorn and grinned.

"Alright nice!" grinned Gemini

Gemini got in the car and grinned.

"I'll drive" grinned Gemini

The 3 of them gulped as Gemini hit the gas pedal and drove off. Once they reached, everyone did their own thing. Aries and Leo were making sandcastles and Sagittarius was judging.