Squidward twisted and turned that night, he couldn't get what plankton said out of his head.
Then he awoke. At 2 AM. Christmas Eve. Squidward got up out of his pool of sweat and went
to shower.
No matter what he tried, he couldn't stop thinking about what plankton said. This bothered him
heavily. Not knowing what else to do, he put on his bathrobe and made his way to Planktons house.
His tentacles shivered in the snowy sand as he trudged through the breezy night. Finally. He made it.
He hesitated at the door. Rethinking his decision. *"what am I doing.."* he thought. But knocked anyway.
A very groggy plankton answered the door. "Who the hell is it-" he began. "Oh~ someone changed they're
mind, I see, come in Squiddy~" he said, pushing the door fully open. Squidward slowly walked in, not knowing
what to expect. "Oh.. wow-" squidward said, looking around the room. It was full of lit handles and lots of Christmas
decorations. "...I didn't know you liked Christmas this much" Squidward exclaimed. "Oh I don't, but Karen does LOL,
but then who cares about that microwave of a woman, anyway take off that robe why doncha!" Plankton giggled, leaping
onto squidwards nose.
Squidward untied his robe and let it drop onto the floor. "I've wanted this for a long time, squiddy~" plankton whispered, climbing down his green chest.
SpongeBobs POV:
SpongeBob awoke from his slumber, leaping out of bed and right into his black boots
And puffy jacket. "It's almost Christmas, Gary! Isn't that exciting?" He giggled, pouring
his pet snail some food and water into his bowl. "Mrow" Gary replied, before stuffing his
face with snail food.
SpongeBob smiled and kissed Gary on the shell before grabbing mistletoe and heading out.
He skipped over to his beloved Squiddys house and knocked on the door, wanting to give him
a little kiss before he headed to work. But he didn't answer. "Hmmm, maybe he already left for
Work.." SpongeBob shrugged and stuffed the mistletoe into his pocket for later, and headed off
To work.
"Hey, Mr krabs! Where's squidward?" SpongeBob asked him as he entered the crusty crab. "Oh,
He didn't come into work today, for some strange reason." Mr krabs huffed. "I hope he realizes
He won't be getting paid" Spongebob stood there, confused. *"he didn't come in.. weird! Squidward
Never misses a day of work! I wonder if he's ok! ... I better go check on him"* he thought to himself,
Exiting the crusty crab, ignoring as Mr krabs started screaming at him to get is square ass back in
here if he wanted to get paid.
"Now, if I was a Squidward.. where would I go.." SpongeBob thought to himself. He spent all day looking
for him, but he was no where to be found. He sighed, ready to give up. Just then Karen rolled over to him
"Hey SpongeBob, have you seen plankton?" Karen asked. "I couldn't find him anywhere today and I'm
Getting worried" she sighed. SpongeBob looked at her, confused " That's odd, I haven't seen squidward
All day either!" "Huh.." karen said, getting a slightly worried look on her face. "He better not be doing what
I think he's doing.." she mumbled to herself. "What was that, karen?" SpongeBob asked. "Oh, nothing" she replied.
Just then a lightbulb appeared over spongebobs head "hey! maybe they're putting together a special Christmas
Surprise for us!" He exclaimed, cheerfully. Karen stared at SpongeBob. *"he's so innocent..*" she thought. "Let's
go look for them, karen!" SpongeBob said, already hopping away. She followed closely behind, hoping for the best.
Squidwards POV:
"Oooh yeeAas!~" plankton moaned. Squidward blushed happily, finally getting to satisfy someone for the first time in
Forever. "Harder!!~ yeah.. that's it" plankton let out a sigh as he got out off the bed, he turned to squidward, "hey, I'm gonna
get us some drinks" "Alright~ I might take a bath.." squidward replied, walking into planktons bathroom. "I'll join you in a minute~" plankton winked at him and walked into the kitchen. Squidward giggled as he shut the bathroom door and turned on the faucet.
A few minutes later plankton crawled into the bathroom, dragging a bottle of whine behind him. "Oh, Squiddy~" plankton called out in a flirtatious tone, climbing into the bathtub with squidward. "Hey babe.." squidward whispered to him. "bAbe?"
Plankton burst out hysterically laughing. "Now, now, squiddy, remember, this is just for today, this is not a permanent relationship!~" he said, stroking Squidwards long crooked nose.
Just then they both heard muffled noises, and then a loud knock at the door. Plankton and squidward went quiet. The door opened. Standing there, was SpongeBob and Karen. "I-it's not what it looks like, SpongeBob!" Squidward yelped, quickly flicking Plankton off of his nose like a tiny ball of snot. SpongeBob stood there, emotionless, just staring at them.
Karen rolled over plankton as she entered the bathroom. She stopped in front of squidward, still sitting in the bathtub. She leaned in and hissed at him. "I wasn't surprised to see plankton having an affair. This wasn't the first time. But with you? Damn Squidward. I expected better. Your boyfriend has been looking for you all damn day! And you were here. Having an affair with my boyfriend." She turned, rolling over plankton again as she left the room.
Squidward grabbed his robe and slipped his tentacles out of the bathtub, draining it and walking over to SpongeBob.
"Sponge..." "save it" he sighed, following karen out of the room. *"what have I done.."* squidward thought.
YOU ARE READING
Squidward x SpongeBob | The Christmas Affair
Short StoryIt's Christmas time in bikini bottom and everyone is bustling around getting gifts and decorations! Spongebob is especially excited, because he got his boyfriend (Squidward) a very special gift! Little does he know what his boyfriend is getting up t...
