Chapter 11: Le gasp in thine groupchat

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I'm hot asf

Leo
That's wild
Seen by all three days ago ✔

Leo
Hi, I'm just dropping by to say
Fuck all of you!

Aquarius
Lmao bro left on read
Seen by all three days ago ✔

Aquarius
Hi, I'm just dropping by to say
Fuck all of you!

Leo
Isn't karma a bitch?

Virgo
Indeed, Capricorn wanted to
push me off my chair but ended up
falling instead

Now she has a broken arm
Lol

Gemini
Oh my God-
Vir, you just laughed at her

Scorpio
Let the boy live
She's a total bitch to him

Aries
Speaking of bitches
where's mine

Libra
In your imagination 🙄

Aries
Fuck you 😏

Gemini added Cancer

Gemini
Hi, welcome back

Cancer
Meh

Where is everyone?

Aquarius
Busy having a life

Aries
Imagine having a life

Can't relate

Leo
Losers, who needs life
when you're high on air?

Gemini
Who needs air
when you're high on life?

Sagittarius
Who life need
high air when?

Libra
What is this groupchat?

Cancer
Actually I had a whole week to reflect on that. Its actually a virtual place where we just basically hang out and text whatever fucked up thing our teenage mind can think of.

Aquarius
I ain't reading all that
but we up

Scorpio
For the record, I laughed

Aries
Did I ask?

Scorpio
Who needs your consent?

Libra
Replied to 'Did I ask?'
Bro that's not very nice

Sagittarius
Since when do we care about being nice?

Where is Taurus?
Capricorn?
Pisces?

Aries
Nerd broke her arm
And I don't know about the
other two

Aquarius
@Pisces @Taurus

Yo, resurrect the fuck up

Pisces
Hi? Is everything settled now?

Aquarius
Well yeah? Taurus and cancer are dating? So I guess

Gemini
You guess, bro-

Libra
Aquarius why didn't you tell us?

Pisces
How the fuck did it happen?

Aries
Le gasp

Gemini
Le gasp

Leo
Le gasp

Virgo
Le gasp

Libra
Le gasp

Scorpio
Le gasp

Sagittarius
Le gasp

Capricorn
Le gasp!

Aquarius
Le gasp

Pisces
What?

Scorpio
Did you just curse?

Aries
Did Capricorn just magically appear?

Virgo
She said to tell you to fuck off

Gemini
Nobody fucking divert the topic
Aquarius spill the tea!

Aquarius
Once upon a time, in a far away kingdom. . .

Cancer
Piss off, I'll tell the story

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Guess who isn't dead yet!

Anyways hi, how are you?
Pls vote and comment

Thanks
Cya 💜

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