'One Queen, eleven peasants'
Taurus
What?
Cancer?
No, you're too nice to be this mean girl
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Cancer
I'm rolling my eyes
I'm not nice
I'm just super quiet in real life
Aries
Hope you're loud in bed
Scorpio
Bro
Me
Aries be quiet
You horns fucker
Cancer
I don't know
How loud can you make me scream?
Aquarius
*innocence has left the groupchat*
Scorpio
Guys stop, Pisces might be lurking
Capricorn
What's a Pisces?
Is that your pet?
Virgo
Capricorn don't
Capricorn
'Capricorn don't' 🤓
Bitch shut up
Leo
Mama mia, I need me a capribitch
Aquarius
*Sanity has left the groupchat*
Libra
It was never here in the first place
Taurus
Bro, stop stalking the chat
Me
Okay now, let's sort out people we know
Aries you go first
Ew, being mature is ew
Aries
I only know my baby Cancer
Taurus
Back off, she's mine
Cancer
Fight, whoever kills the other wins a kiss
Sagittarius
This bitch
Me
Aries be serious you asshole
Aries
Fine, I only know you
Talkative bitch
Me
Fuck you
Taurus?
Taurus
I know Aquarius bro and Cancer Angel
Me
I know Aries and Sagittarius
I wish I didn't know Aries tho
Aries
Fuck you, I know you love me
Cancer
I know Taurus and Aquarius
Those things are idiots
Leo
Lmfao
I know Virgo
I think I also know Cap
But it can't be her
This one is a crackhead
Virgo
That's her
She's possessed when she's out of school
I know sir Leo and Cap
Libra
Sir? Why do you call him that?
I don't know anyone
Aries
Allow me to introduce myself
I am Aries
But you can all me, your future husband
Scorpio
The way he leaps from girl to girl
I know Pisces
She's my childhood friend
Sagittarius
*Ehem* crush *ehem*
I know Cappy, Gemini and I've seen Taurus around damn boy you hot
Taurus
Stahp, imma bwush
Capricorn
I'm gonna ignore what's above me
I know Sag and unfortunately my neighbor is that thing
Aquarius
That thing, bro Virgo, she destroyed you
I know Cancer and Taurus and that he sleeps nude
Like Adam
The way he was born
Taurus
Stop embarrassing me
He's lying everyone
Pisces
I know Scorpio
But I know of Leo and Gemini
Me
Baby, where'd you come from
Pisces
I didn't really feel like chatting
Scorpio
Are you okay?
Leo
A one, two, three
Simp, simp siiimmmmpppp
Scorpio
Shut the fuck up, before I dent your face
Capricorn
You probably got weak ass baby hands
Pisces
Scorpio's hands are big and veiny
Sagittarius
That's suspicious
Me
Indeed
Bestie you got a bestie that I don't know of?
Aries
Oops, she betrayed you
Sagittarius
Shut it fuck face.
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One word, sleep
I'm sleepy
Anyways hi, if anything is confusing, it will clear off as the chapters progress
I'm not really following all the stereotypes here
Pls vote and comment or get stuck in quick dry cement
Sorry
Pwease?
Cya😭
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What is this groupchat? (a zodiac gc)
Humor3am, that's when the idea hits differently and that's when a bored person decided to open a groupchat with a bunch of not so random people from school.
