28. Don't complain anything about Ryuuen around Tokito Hiroya. He will join you, yes, and then you will probably end up not sleeping for next three weeks because he has a lot to rant.
29. Shibata, just because you dislike the thought of shark meat as food doesn't mean you should throw students who like into a pool teeming with sharks. Other students complain enough about the aquarium being closed due to those actions.
30. "Straight as arrow" has never meant that you ask Ayanokouji to shoot a lesbian with an arrow. We don't know who is giving him him a bow and arrows, but we will find you. Further, it's not as if he needs those to begin with.
32. Hashimoto, you are free to call people by nicknames but that has to stop at replacing their actual names with your nicknames on documents, test papers, and digital records.
33. Hairclips are not an item of evils against womankind. Honami, stop flinging it away from hair of girls even if some, admittedly, are better off not using—some of just glue it to hair, it is not even their for its job. Ayanokouji, stop messaging her novel ways of destroying hairclips.
34. We know Kaneda cooks the best mushroom dishes. No, don't ask him to teach you at all. It was too much hassle to clean all the mushrooms that grew on the entire fourth floor of dorms.
35. Stop trying to take your maths exam paper on rooftop for solving. Karuizawa is not a reliable source when she herself can barely pass. And that's not how maths works.
36. Your cane doesn't just disappear in middle of nowhere, Arisu. You can't even reach anywhere without it, so at least come up with better excuses to ask Ayanokouji to carry you to your room.
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I wonder when I will run out of ideas. What rules did you find funny?
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Rules, not Guidelines, for Interaction with & within Second Years
FanfictionA special handbook of rules created shortly before the admission of 1st Year students.
