19. Do not listen to Satou giving you dates. And Satou, stop trying to set up people on dates with anyone or anything. Sakagami sensei still needs help of other people to use refrigerator due to you.
20. Ishizaki Daichi, stop trying to petition making hygiene products free for everyone. The onus isn't on school for you alone spending more in 5 months than fifty student in half year. And stop trying to rope in others to threaten us just because we aren't detectives to find all of you involved.
21. As students, the proper reaction to receiving stories of gravure idol Shizuku is consuming it and then forgetting it exists. Not to start mass proliferation like you are being paid—more than us—for it.
22. If you see a girl with purple hair sleeping on a bench, don't touch her or you will be electrocuted. Or burned if you are unlucky enough. Just send a request to the students announcement forum with a note of the location.
23. Stop trying to find distinctions between Amikura and Karuizawa. They aren't twins. Just because Karuizawa someday happened to be good at academics doesn't mean they switched classes.
24. Challenging people to a swimming competition isn't a solution to bad grades, dense boys, whining girls or many other things. Kamuro was almost drowned trying to save Sakayanagi (who of course lacks the decision making skills to refuse an attack to pride).
25. Please make Kamuro drink a bottle of water if you see her. Most fail, but all we can do is try. And for god's sake, don't emulate her by drinking all kinds of drinks but water.
26. If Ayanokouji gives you physical training advice, fact check it with facilities available in gym (which of course exist as rule #14 stated). Neither he nor the school will be responsible for excess—potentially irrecoverable—physical damage.
27. Ryuuen, if your skills at linear algebra are so bad you need almost the entire class, please free them and actually ask Shiina for help. Because they clearly aren't helping. And she takes half the space writing on library walls to remember that she has to go help.
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A/N:
Some of this were a pain to think of. I seem to have got really rusty in writing due to the past few months.
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Rules, not Guidelines, for Interaction with & within Second Years
FanfictionA special handbook of rules created shortly before the admission of 1st Year students.
