Fizzarolli: (mouth full) What?

Asmodeus: What?

Fizzarolli: Come onnnn, Ozz. I can be on my own one day!

Asmodeus: But you haven't been to the Greed ring alone since becoming Mam's big brand figure.

Fizzarolli: Yeah, I guess, but it's not like I'm gonna stick around!

Asmodeus: I can get you an escort.

Fizzarolli: Ah! I can handle it! Come on, Big Daddy. Pweeeaasee? [Fizzarolli pulls puppy eyes on Asmodeus.]

Asmodeus: Mmhahahaha! Well, you know I can't say no to a face that cute.

Fizzarolli: Mhm. That's why I use it.

Asmodeus: Just try to stay out of trouble, Fizzy-frog.

Fizzarolli: Ah, stop it!

Asmodeus: Noooo~!

[Asmodeus picks Fizzarolli up in a tight squeeze, laughing. A small succubus walks into the room holding a stack of boxes.]

Succubus employee: Ozz, I have the new shipment of- [She stops as she sees the two. Asmodeus and Fizzarolli stare at the worker wide-eyed.]

Fizzarolli: Ya mind?! Tryna have an unemotional bang sesh here!

Asmodeus: Yeah! Cuz we're so not in love!

Fizzarolli: Yea! Love is stupid!

[The succubus sets the boxes down and walks out of the room, staring oddly at the two.]

Fizzarolli: Whew! That was close, huh?

Asmodeus: (sigh) Just come right back when it's over. And keep your phone on ya, okay?

Fizzarolli: Got it riiight here! Be riiight back after. Don't worry, Ozz! I'll be super lowkey. Nobody will notice me. [Fizzarolli sips his cup of coffee, while Asmodeus facepalms in doubt.]

[We immediately transition to the Greed ring, where Fizzarolli runs over a cup in a glamorous limo. He steps out on the red carpet, while speakers and confetti blasters, seemingly shaped like dildos push out of the car. The confetti sprays over everyone, while one demon brushes it off, and another demon chokes to death on one of them. Fizzarolli walks off and his devil dogs come out the car and start to feast on the dead corpse. Fizzarolli whistles to get the dogs' attention to start going. They arrive and spiral around Fizz, spinning him as he chuckles. Roller skates come out of his shoes as he blasts off.]

Fizzarolli: Whoa, girls, girls, girls! Heheheheh!

[Fizz rolls around the block, with his dogs, also being Valentino's queef, running at top speed. His glasses' built-in window wipers wipes all the mud off of his glasses.]

Fizzarolli: Man, it's great not being in the spotlight for once.

[All of the demons immediately spot Fizzarolli. While he is skating, he encounters Blitzo and y/n, who were having a "uncle" and "niece" day (its just a work break), he is currently getting kicked out of a coffee shop.]

Blitzo: Look, lady, it's not my fault that you only know how to make coffee that tastes like piss!

[Fizzarolli becomes shocked, and hits the brakes on his skates, while Blitzo stammers in fear as y/n backs up.]

Fizzarolli: Oh, wow. Lookee who it is.

Blitzo: Oh, fuck. You again.

Fizzarolli: Stalkin' me now, huh?

Blitzo: Oh, don't fucking flatter yourself, clown. I have my own life, y'know, WITHOUT YOU IN IT.

Fizzarolli: Uh huh, sure. Blitzo.

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