[The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas's grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzo walks into the office with y/n and Adam.]
Blitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!
[Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.]
Millie: *yells* I'm still so jazzed up!
[She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group as y/n grabs a drink.]
Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, *points finger guns* Babe, because guess where I'm taking you tonight, also n/n, adam has a surprise for your anniversary too
Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.
[adam smirks in anticipation at his friend's guess]
Moxxie: Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary and Adam and n/n's dating anniversary. So, adam and I are taking Millie and n/n to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!
[Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight as y/n spits out her drink.]
Millie: *gasps* Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!
Y/n: what? aww you did all this for little old me?
Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.
Millie: Moxxie!
Adam: i have something to tell you y/n when we're there
[She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out. Blitzo rolls his eyes.]
Blitzo: *groans* Ugh, can you four not?
Moxxie: I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?
Blitzo: No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy or y/n and Adam's lame ass unpinned "conversation"
Moxxie: Uh, no. The reservation is for us.
Blitzo: Uh huh!
Adam: Just us.
Blitzo: Mhm!
Moxxie: Without you there.
Adam: Explicitly without you there.
Blitzo: I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. *hugs the four tightly* See you lovebugs later!
[He whistles on his way out. Moxxie growls.]
Millie: Relax, sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off.
[Moxxie blushes, flustered. She drags her finger down from Moxxie's chest and makes a seductive purring sound as y/n teases adam by putting her mouth behind his ear, only to pull out a leaf and play it like a kazoo.]
Y/n: *muttering* pervert
[They walk offscreen. The scene cuts to Hell's version of a subway.]
Intercom: Elevator 666 departing for Lust [in seductive tone] in 5 minutes.
[Moxxie fixes his bow tie while standing with adam, Millie walks on screen with y/n. They all walk off together and Blitzo peers from on the other side of a pillar. Millie, Moxxie, y/n, and adam sit down in a waiting area as Blitzo spies on them behind a newspaper and calls Loona.]
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Moxxie and Millie's daughter
FanfictionWarning this story contains everything helluva boss and hazbin hotel does and if you don't know then idk why you'd be here rn And ps. I might add one of my male oc's as a love interest but idk when