Ozzie's s1 ep7

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[The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas's grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzo walks into the office with y/n and Adam.]

Blitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!

[Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.]

Millie: *yells* I'm still so jazzed up!

[She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group as y/n grabs a drink.]

Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, *points finger guns* Babe, because guess where I'm taking you tonight, also n/n, adam has a surprise for your anniversary too

Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.

[adam smirks in anticipation at his friend's guess]

Moxxie: Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary and Adam and n/n's dating anniversary. So, adam and I are taking Millie and n/n to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!

[Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight as y/n spits out her drink.]

Millie: *gasps* Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!

Y/n: what? aww you did all this for little old me?

Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.

Millie: Moxxie!

Adam: i have something to tell you y/n when we're there

[She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out. Blitzo rolls his eyes.]

Blitzo: *groans* Ugh, can you four not?

Moxxie: I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?

Blitzo: No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy or y/n and Adam's lame ass unpinned "conversation"

Moxxie: Uh, no. The reservation is for us.

Blitzo: Uh huh!

Adam: Just us.

Blitzo: Mhm!

Moxxie: Without you there.

Adam: Explicitly without you there.

Blitzo: I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. *hugs the four tightly* See you lovebugs later!

[He whistles on his way out. Moxxie growls.]

Millie: Relax, sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off.

[Moxxie blushes, flustered. She drags her finger down from Moxxie's chest and makes a seductive purring sound as y/n teases adam by putting her mouth behind his ear, only to pull out a leaf and play it like a kazoo.]

Y/n: *muttering* pervert

[They walk offscreen. The scene cuts to Hell's version of a subway.]

Intercom: Elevator 666 departing for Lust [in seductive tone] in 5 minutes.

[Moxxie fixes his bow tie while standing with adam, Millie walks on screen with y/n. They all walk off together and Blitzo peers from on the other side of a pillar. Millie, Moxxie, y/n, and adam sit down in a waiting area as Blitzo spies on them behind a newspaper and calls Loona.]

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