Jude: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Cyrus: Well Brynleigh and I-
Brynleigh: *elbows Cyrus*
Cyrus: ...wouldn't know.
Brynleigh: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?
Cyrus: Like its slips on and off really easily.
Brynleigh:
Cyrus: No, I didn't mean it like that-
Jude: We know what you meant.
Brynleigh: When we got married, you know what you often said to me?
Jude: Please stop sleeping with Cyrus?
Brynleigh: Hi, sorry I'm late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.
Cyrus: *runs in*
Remy: Hi "a couple of things".
Cyrus: *Turns to look at them*
Cybot: Hi "got distracted".
Cyrus, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Brynleigh: I'm in the kitchen.
Cyrus: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You're the faster one.
Jude: Erm... it's nice see your smile when you win!
*later*
Cyrus: They're probably just staring at my ass, aren't they.
Brynleigh: That's what I do
Jude, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
Cyrus, not looking up from their book: Really? Brynleigh, why didn't you tell me? I would have put my book down.
Brynleigh: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?
Jude: What's up your ass this morning!
Cyrus: *walks in* ...Hey.
Jude: Hmm... nevermind.
Brynleigh: WAIT NO!
Jude: Hey, what's up?
Brynleigh: The sky.
Jude: No, I meant like, what are you doing?
Brynleigh: Oh, Cyrus.
Cyrus: *highfives Brynleigh* Nice!
Cyrus: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.
Brynleigh, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.
Jude: Wow, Cyrus was late too! What a coincidence!
Cyrus: *sucking on a popsicle*
Brynleigh: Pfft, you practicing for when Jude gets here?
Cyrus: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle*
Brynleigh: *Concern*
Cyrus: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!
Jude, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.
Brynleigh, deadpanning at Jude: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
Cyrus, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Brynleigh: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Brynleigh: Here you go.
Cyrus:
Brynleigh:
Jude: Why am I here?
Jude: We need a diversion. I say Cyrus gets naked.
Brynleigh: No.
Jude: I could get naked.
The squad: NO!!!
Brynleigh: Jude, that's disgusting. You're only giving free stuff to beautiful people.
Cyrus: Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Jude: Oh yeah? *gets really close to Cyrus* How about a muffin on the house baby?
Cyrus, giggling: I'm pretty.
