-Swiss-
🐕
Did your dog run away?
Yeah, I just have to catch him
real quick.No problem, I got him🦮
Thank you! 🦮 I was scared
for a second that
I might not see him ever again.Don't worry, now he's
back with you.Can I thank you with
anything? A coffee or something?Actually, I also got a problem.
I shit in my bed,
can I sleep in yours?Damn that was smooth.
I know right?
But that's fine with me,
but only when you clean your ass.I thought you
wanted to do that?Awww, you thought of me?
How nice of you 🥰How could I ever forget you?
Yeah, I'm just too great for
this world.You're right!
Do you want to marry me?I lost my ring finger,
so we sadly can't.
My dog ate it.Damn really?
Yup. But I just wasn't born with it.
I was scared for a second.
Your dog could have become
Sukuna or something.Nahh, don't worry.
What's your name by the way?
My name is Toby. And yours?
You can call me Swiss or Multi.
That kinda reminds me of space.
I don't know why.I don't know either.
So we're both male?
Yeah. I guess I just switched
sides 😏Same 😏
Wait but you're an adult right?
No. I'm 12.
Great! I'm 50
Perfect match
You name it.
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"And did anyone text you yesterday after you left?", asked Sodo Swiss while they are breakfast.
"Actually yes. I met a guy names Toby. He lost his dog.", replied Swiss."Where did you met him?", asked Aether, who put his plate next to his on the table.
"On a dating app."
"Oh wow, I didn't know you were gay Swiss! But I support you.", Aether said while he pat on his back."Only for Toby.", Swiss said proudly.
"Ok, I think I understand. Cool." He, in-fact, didn't understand it, but tried acting like he did
So he sat down and also started eating.After some time, the others also came in the kitchen to eat.
Mountain and Sunshine spoke about the current weather, Phantom fought with his toast and Rain was just peacefully eating his blueberry yogurt."Hey guys. You won't believe what Swiss just admitted!", yelled Dew suddenly. Everyone stopped and looked at him annoyed.
"If you want to tell us again, that he actually is a T-Rex, because he yawns like one, then no. Just stop right there. I can't get this image of him saying "Nyaaa", out of my head.", cirrus told him pissed.
The others agreed and went to eating again."No! He said that he was gay!"
They stared at him for a second and then everyone went back to where they were before.
The weather, toast or blueberry yogurt.Swiss just started laughing at Dew, who didn't know why nobody was shocked.
"Why aren't you all surprised?!", he yelled."For real Sodo. If even I already knew that, and I'm new here, then you really did something wrong.", Phantom said and continued to fight with his toast. He wasn't winning by the way.
"You guys know, that this is only a joke right? I only met that one guy on a dating app and that's it. It's not even true.", Swiss said.
"At least you think that. You just don't know the truth yet.", replied Cumulus.
"Let's make a bet then. If I'm really gay, I have to give everyone of you 100 kr (Swedish krona/ 8,61€/9$)."
"Then everyone will soon have more money and you will be broke."
"Yeah, continue dreaming.", he stated.
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