Dear Diary.
Holy moly today has been wild..
girl in my class...lets call her lea. i don't want to speak to her anymore, so I'm telling her tomorrow in person because I'm not afraid to say it to her face instead of just whattsapp'ing her. storytime woooo!! its a long one so sit tight..
so on monday (25th) she messaged me after school telling me that a boy in our drama class (we will call the poor guy xavier) was looking at her and smiling at her. no big deal right? yeah and thats what i told her. maybe it's make more sense if i just copied down the chat..
Lea- Xavier was looking into my eyes and smiled
Me- he probably thought your face was funny looking 💀(i meant this as a joke). i wouldn't make it into anything weird. he just seemed in a good mood today ig- he has a girlfriend so dont try work it all up into some soppy love story 🤡. Anyway what happened to your love for Harry Styles? (another joke)
Lea- Stfu
(insert unnecessary texting about her spelling)
Lea (voicemessage)- oi Vee i know its gonna be a bit annoying but can you come down to *insert town next to my hometown* tonight?
Me- What time? doubt i can though.
Lea- 5:29pm
Me- no sorry
Lea- 5:15
Me- i literally can't, I need to start dinner in like 10 minutes
Lea- Yea just get the bus and bring Xavier
Me- is this a joke?
Lea- nope
Me- i dont think xavier is going to want to come with me to *insert town*
Lea- ask
Me- no lmao wtf
Lea- i like like him
Me- what and you want us to both meet you in *insert town* so you can confess?
Lea- yea
Me- girl are you delusional-
lea- nope
Me- A. he has a girlfriend, B. We're barely friends, C. just because he looked at you doesnt mean he likes you like that
lea- I just wanna talk to him
Me- get his number then
Lea (voice message) - no he'll think im stalking him
Me- WHAT AND GETTING ME TO ASK HIM TO COME INTO *insert town* ISNT? 💀
Lea- yea
Me- Lea this isnt some teen american drama.
Lea- it is and i need u to do it now
Lea (voice message ) - Vee please come on just do itt..pleasee. do you have his number though? but if you don't...just ask
Me- for fucks sake im not gonna bother some random guy WHO HAS A GF IF YOU DIDNT ALREADY KNOW and ask him to leave *location* with me so you can confess your soppy love for him. Im sorry but imo it's the weirdest and cringiest thing ive ever heard. confess at school.
Lea- please
Me- no
Lea- please
Me- look , i know exactly what he will say. he will say you're a creep and weird asf then he will either ask you wtf were you doing or tell all his mates you're swooning over him
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Dear Diary
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