"．．Ｉｔ'ｓ ｍｅ， ｙａ ｇｉｒｌ．"
[ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘʏᴘᴀꜱᴛᴀ / ꜰᴇᴍ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ]
Lights flickering on the two stood staring at each other. Balancing the pizza box in her hands, the girl stared into the black holes of the mask. "So..want some coffee?"
〉In which a gen z colle...
UnculturedSwine I wouldn't want you to take the first ones seriously - cuz then we wouldn't talk -
Zelda - aw :) - screenshot :))
UnculturedSwine fck you -
Zelda - they hate to see a girlboss winning
UnculturedSwine yeah sure - "girlboss" -
Zelda - you wish you were a girlboss
UnculturedSwine 🤨 - what's to say I'm not? -
Zelda - bub - everything
UnculturedSwine Sounds like jealousy - okay - moving on - Tf2 - Right now - Get up - Get up - Get up - Get up - Get up -
Zelda - omg - gimme a minute - you're just as needy as always, huh?
UnculturedSwine hurry up - ugly >:( -
Zelda - ur ugly >:( - who r u goin as
UnculturedSwine medic -
Zelda - wtf - doc is my main - get off >:( - home-wrecker >:((
UnculturedSwine don't pretend like you didn't take my main >:( -
Zelda - BECAUSE DEMO IS COOL SCREW YOU
UnculturedSwine YEAH THATS WHY HES MY MAIN - CRY ABOUT IT - UGLY 😾😾 -
Zelda - YOU AREN'T GETTING UBERCHARGED FOR THAT - UGLY 🫵🫵
UnculturedSwine I DONT NEED U - I CAN HACK AND HEAL MYSELF - UGLY!!!! -
Zelda - THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS - NUH UH - UR UGLY - UGLY 😤😤😤 - U NEED MY MEDIC SKILLS - LOSER - U NEED ME - NERD - LOSER - DORK
UnculturedSwine GET ON - I DONT SEE YOUR STUPID UGLY USER -
Zelda - SAYS MISTER CLEVERBOT - CLEVERBOT??? MORE LIKE IDIOTBOT!! - IDIOT
UnculturedSwine ILL HACK UR COMPUTER -
Zelda - DO IT THEN - PUSSY
UnculturedSwine I WILL -
Zelda - WHERE ARE YOU SO I CAN HIT U WITH MY SAW
UnculturedSwine oh wait ur on - gimme a sec -
Zelda - ur not even in the lobby >:(
UnculturedSwine shut up >:( - ok - where r u -
Zelda - on god - ur so blind - you need glasses 😭
UnculturedSwine >:( - my vision is perfect thank you -
Zelda - you're prolly sitting in ur room rn squinting in the dark at ur screen like a loser - absolutely wrecking ur vision - dumbass
UnculturedSwine
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do you ever shut up - you should try it sometime - silence would look great on you -
Zelda - everything looks great on me - spits on u
UnculturedSwine hot -
Zelda - 😨 - 🫵😨‼️‼️ - THATS HIM OFFICER - RIGHT THERE 😨‼️‼️‼️ - EWWUGGAGGHHHH
UnculturedSwine WHHDSJJEID - I WAS JOKING >:(( - LOSER - I DIDNT MEAN IT SEIROSULY -
Zelda - throwing up 😭😭 - aruggh eyagh - hhuuueueegh - I'll never have enough therapy to recover 😭😭 - look at what you've done 😭 - ong 😭
UnculturedSwine y'know what? - this would've never happened if you didn't start playing as my main - that's all i'm saying 🧍-
Zelda - hehdjsjfhduehdjdiskd - DIE 👹👹
UnculturedSwine SHUT UP AND PLAY THE GAME YOU WAD -
Zelda - SCREW YOU
The two of you ended up playing for three hours, much to his amusement and your future exhaustion and annoyance.
How ironic, you thought, that everyone seemed to be popping back up at the same thing.
Well...maybe not ironic. Certainly not coincidental.
You were never stupid, after all.
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heyyyy....heeeyyy...how y'all doin'? apologies for the short chapter it wouldn't make much sense without being on its own for it's a little silly while the next jump is in a more serious light ^^;
