Anecdotes of Abi and Vetri

Atrocious Aunt or Adavadi Athai - Part 3 - b

Vim: Ungalai mathiri pasanga baashaila, sontha kaasula sooniyam vechukitteenga; athai edukka innum konjam selavum panneenga! Sari! ivvalo panna appavum ponnum irukkara veetodava innum irukkeenga?

V: Illai avungappa vanthu, thaan sollithan kanmani ippadi panninaa , avala mela thappu illainnu othukittaru! Appuram Kanmani innonnu sonna! Erkanave avalai pathi thappana vathanthi vanthuduchu! Ippo naanga ellarum ava veeta vittu veliyeritta, avalukku padhukappu irukkathunnu feel pannina! Athanala antha veetula naanga irukkom. Engalukkum avalukkum vera entha sambanthamum ippo illai!

Vim: Vetri! Ungalai mathiri oru muttalai naan paathathe illai! Ungalukku yaarunga gold medal ellam kodutha? Ungalai poi enga annanum anniyum aha ohonnu pugazharangale? Naan kooda ennavo ninaichen! Ana ippadi adimuttala irukkeengale?

V: Perimma! Nijamma neenga ippo en kovathai kilaraatheenga! Oru neram mathiri oru neram irukkathu! Chumma ennai sollikkitte irukkeenga!

Vim: Pinna ennaga! Neenga solrathu vechu paatha antha ponnoda appa avlo padikkathavarunnu thonuthu! Avar solli antha ponnu Abiya pathi kathai kattuccham! Morphing pannucham! Phone pottuccham! Poster ottucham! Ithai neenga nambareengala? Athula vera avalukku ava veetula safety illaiyam; Ungalai irukka sonnalam; Neenga irukkeengalam. Intha kathaiyai vera evananum sonna neenga than mothalla avanai kenainnu thittuveenga! Sudar kooda ithai namba matta! Ungalai thirumba onnam vaguppukku anuppanum.

V: Periyamma!

Vim: Chumma mirattatheenga! Ivvalo kooda ungalukku puriyalaiya? Naan munnadi sonnene athu than sari! Antha ponnu Kanmani ungalukku ellam senju veetoda vechikittathu nandrikadan mattum illai! Avalukku unga mela viruppam,  illai illai,  oru veriye irukku! Illainna ippadi ellam yaarum seyya maattanga! Athu puriyalaiya illai puriyatha mathiri nadikkareengala?

V: Appadinna, ava en mothalla vera maappillaikku oknnu, athvum enkittaye sollanum?  Appuram kalyanatha niruthinappo Avungappa naan than thappu panniennu ellar munndaiyum othukittaru! Athanala enakku thonalai!

Vim: Neenga kooda than Abiya manasula vechikittu vera ponnai kattikkarennu oru tharam illai, rendu tharam sonnenga! neenga kooda than kolai panninennu othukittu jailukke poneenga! Appo ungalukku Abi mela kathal illaiya? Illai neenga kolai pannineengala? Ungala mathiri antha ponnu sollatha? Neenga yaarukko pazhi ethukkareche, avaru thannoda ore ponnukkaga pazhi ethukka mattara? 

V: Ippo eenga solrache enakkum ippadi irukkalamonnu thonuthu! Appo enakku ithellam yosikka mudiyalai.

Vim: Sari! Ithu ellathayum appuram pesuvom! Antha Kanmani ponnu solliche Abikku vera kalyanam agiduchunnu? Athai eppadi easya nambineenga?

V: (mv: appuram pesuvoma? innoru rounda? hmmm vera vazhi! ellam avalukkaga!) Athan sonnene appo iruntha mananilai appadinnu! Abi vera en Tarun, en Tarunnu sonna!

Vim: Sonna? Udane purushannu nambiduveengala? Saringa! Appuram kooda yosikkalaya? Abi oru IAS officer. Central Govt employee! Ava formal-a divorce pannama innorutharai kalyanam panna mudiyuma? Illai Abi appadi illegal kalyanam pannuvalaannavathu yosicheengala Vetri? Illai unga sammatham illama ungalai divorce panna mudiyathunnu ungalukku theriyatha? Sari! Abiya vidunga! Unga sidelenthu check pannanumnu thonaliya ungalukku? Divorce order illama eppadi innoru ponna kalyanam pannuveenga? Antha kalyanam eppadi sellupadiyagum? Athellam yosichu paakkaliya neenga?

V: Naan than othukittene? Naan our periya emotional foolnu! Vera enna solla?

Vim: Ippadiyellam mazhuppi thappikka mudiyathu Vetri! Ithula kodumai ennanna antha Kanmani padicha ponnu; ivvalo thagiduthatham pannuthu; oru vakeel vera! Ava paavamam! Ana enga Abi, vayathula pullaiyoda ungalai mattume nambi irunthava; avalai ambo vittuttu sollama kollam jailukku poveengalam. Enakku ennamo Abi unga mela innum kovappadanumnu thonuthu!  Enakku varra kovathukku naane Abitta ethavathu solli ungalai velila anuppiduven!  Konja neram onnum pesama veetukku polam vanga!