Anecdotes of Abi and Vetri

Adavadi Athai or Atrocious Aunt - Part 3 -a

Vim: Sari! Kanmaniya eppadi theriyum ungalukku? Avunga en ungalai veetoda irukka sonnanga! Adha sollunga!

V: Naan jailukku ellam porathukku munnadi, Abiya santhichathukku eellam munnadi, Kanmaniyayum Avungappavayum oru paakkakoodatha nilamaila pathen. Appo ava 14-15 vayasu ponnu. Avalaiyum avungappavayum kaappathi naane avalai padikka vechen. Avalum padichu lawyeragitta! Naan appovellam avangala pathi thanippatta muraila yosichathu illai! Enakku theirinja evvalovo perla avangalum rendu peru; avlothan. Avunga rendu perum naan panna udhaviya marakkalai! ennai theruvula kudichuttu ninaivillama kidakkaratha paathu avunga kooda koottitu ponanga!

Vim: oru naal sari! Ana en avunga veetulaye permanenta thangineenga? Vera edam poirukkalaam illai?

V: Perusa kaaranam ethuvum illai Periamma! Avunga renduperum naan senja udhaviya perusa ninaichuttu irunthanga! Athanala ennai entha kelviyum kekkalai! En jail ponen, en kudumbam enna achu, en naan kudikkaren, cigarette pidikkaren, ellarayum adikkaren, mamool vangaren, ethaiyum avunga kekkalai. Nalla ennai kavanichukkittanga! Enakkaga en friendsayum kooda sethukkittanga! Enakkum appadi yaarum naan panrathai kelvi kekkama kandukkama irunathathu vasathiya irunthathu. Ennoda sogam, kovatha mattum yosikka mudinjathu. Avungalum evvalo naal iruppannu kekkalai! Naanum ethuvum sollalai! Appadiye irukkarathu pazhagi pochu! Kanmani, avungappa, enkooda 3-4 peru ellarum anga than irukkom. Athu mattum illai. Ava padicha ponnungarathala, enakku varra panathai ellam kanakku vazhakku pakka sonnen.

Vim: Ava than ellam pakkarala? Illai ungalukkum kanakkellam theriyuma?

V: Periamma! Neenga oru teacher. Ungalukku theriyatha? Vazhkaila kanakku ellam orutharam pidichu poda arambicha, moolai voluntarya kanakku pottukitte irukkum. Appadi than enakkum. Enakku enna varuthu, poguthu ellam theriyum. Naan than ellathayum decide pannuven. Ava verum bookkeeping than. En kooda arambathulenthu irukkaravangalukku intha kanakku vazhakku ellam varathu. Athanala ava pathukkara. Naan than rowdy vazhkai vazharene! Athanla court casennu vantha Kanmani than enakku bail edukkaratho, case-a udaikkirathu ellam pannina!

Vim: Ivvalavu idam antha ponnukku kodithirukkeenga? Avungappa ponnu manasula aasaiyillama eppadi pogum? Appuram oorla thappa pesama enna pannuvanga? Ungalukku intha mathiri sontham illatha oru ponnu, athuvum kalyanam agathava veetula thangaromnu thappave thonaliya? Illai, : neenga nyayama sambathichu nalla irunthappo, ithellam ungalukku Abi thane senja; ungalai appappo bailla edukkarathu ulpada! Athai maranthutteengala?

V: Periamma! Neengalum ippadi solreenga? Ippo athe oru paiyana padikka vechu, avan kooda iruntha enna solliruppeenga?

Vim: Naano mathavangalo ethavathu solrathukku munnadi, anthapaiyanoda pondatti ungalai veeta vittu thurathiruppa! Unga veetula, unga anninga ellam kudichuttu rowdythanam pannittu vantha ungalai seppaangalannu kelunga! Nandrikkadanukkaga kooda oru valantha ponnu irukkara veetula naalu kudikara rowdyngala yaarume thanga vidamattanga! Entha oru ulnokkamum illama antha ponno avangappavo ungalai kooda vechikkittangannu ennai namba sollatheenga! Neenga avunga ungalai nandrikkadunukku than kooda vechikkittangannu ninaicheenganna, Englishla solramathri, I have a bridge in Bombay to sell you!

V: Athellam theriyathu Periamma. Enakku manasula irunthathu ellam kuzhanthai illatha sogam, Abi mela kovam, athanala vantha veri, athai markka kudi, adithadi, avlothan. Vera ethayum naan yosikkalai. Antha veetula iruntha samayam ellam bodhaila than irunthen. Oru kalyanamagatha ponnu veetula irukkom, athanala naalu peru thappa pesuvanga, avungappavukku vera ennam irukkum, ethuvum enakku thonalai! Avunga veetula enakku thangarathu vasathiya irunthathu; naan thanginen. Avlo than. Ennai porutha varaikkum avalai naan valartha ponnunnu ninaichen. Intha kavalai ellam vazhkaila oru pidippu irukkaravangalukku than. Appollam sagara varaikkum vazhanumennu than vazhnthuttu irunthen. Athanala ithellam yaaru yosicha?

Vim: Ippo sonnathai kettu enakku parithabama illai Vetri! Kovam than varuthu! Ungalukku kadavul evvalovo alli kodithirukkar! Ana ippadi sagara varaikkum vazhanumennu solreenga! Sari! Ithai pathi appuram pesalam. Mela sollunga! Kanmani kooda eppadi kalyanam nichayamachu?

V: Appuram 6 maasam munnadi Abi intha oorukke collectora vantha! Ungalukku onnu theriyuma? PG padikkarache enakku IAS aganumgarathu than ore aasai! Abiya collectora patha annikku en manasula iruntha kovatha meeri Abi IAS agittanu konjam perumaiyavum irunthathu Periamma!

He looks at her, smiles and then continues after a sigh.

V: Appo oru naal Sudar ennai sila peru kazhuthai vetti kolla irukkarache ennai alert panni en uyirai kappathina. Innikku naan uyiroda irukkenna athukku Abiyum Sudarum rendu perum than karanam. Appuram ava yaaru, avalukku Abiyoda enna sambanthamnu theriyama pazhaga arambichen. Sudar pidikkalainnu sonnanu naan kudikkarathai adiyoda vittuten. Ennai nalla vazhi paduthina devadai Sudar than. Sudar en vazhkaila vantha rendavathu vasanthamnu solluven.

Vim: Sari! Topic mathatheenga! Unga kalyanam pathi sollunga!

V: Porumaiya irunga Periamma! neenga thane ellathayum solla sonneenga! Enakkum Kanmanikkum nadantha kalyaname oru scheme than. Avungappa Kanmaniya vechu potta scheme.

Vim: Ithu enna puthukathai? Kekkave konjam bayamma irukku! Ennavellam gunda poda poreengalo?

V: Fulla kelunga Periamma! Abikkum Sudarukkum our lorry mothi accident achunnu ungalukku therinjirukkum. Appo hospitalla vechu than enakku Sudar Abiyoda ponnunnu oru inspector sonnaru! Naan evlo santhoshapatten theriyuma? En ponnu uyiroda irukka! En Abi enga anbai kollalai; athan enakkum Sudarukkum antha connectionnu ore santhoshama irunthen. Abikitta eppadi mannippu kettu seralamnu karpanaila irunthen. Oru arai mani kooda antha santhosham appo nilaikkala!Appo than Kanmani vanthu Sudar Abiyoda kuzhanthai than ana en kuzhanthai illainnu sonna! Abikkum Dr. Tarunukkum porantha kuzhanthainnu sonna!

Vim: Adi seruppala! Ippadi pesinavala innum vittu vechirukeenga? Enna Vetri ithu?

V: Enakkum appadi than kovam vanthathu. Muzhusa kelunga! Ithai Vijimmave sonnangannu en friends ellarum sonnanga! Kanmani enna trick panninannu theriyalai! Viji ivungakitta enna sonnangannu kekkalai! Ana enga pasanga ellarum Abi Taruna kalyanam pannikkittannu nambinanga! Appo Tarunum vanatharu! Naan pakkarache Abi avara kattikkittu azhutha!

Vim: Vetri! Ivvalo muttala neenga! Katti pidicha kalyanam pannavangala agiduvangala? Avvlo kurukina manasa ungalukku? Illai avlo periya emotional stupida neenga?

V: Periamma! Neenga rendavathu sonneengale! Athu than! Antha konja nerathula Abi kalaichuttatha sonna ponnu than Sudarnnum, appuram illai athu Abikkum vera orutharukkum poranthathumnum , ava ennai othukkittu innorrutharai kalyanam pannikkittannum sonnathum 3-4 tharam en nenja velila eduthu kasakki thirumba ulla vecha mathiri irunthathu! Antha samayathula Abiyayum Tarunayum pathena? Enakku ennaiya appa namba mudiyatha nilaila irunthen. Appuram adutha naal sari Abitta nerave kekkalamnu ninaichen. Appo than Kanmani vanthu avunga rendu perum kalyanam pannikara kolathula oru photo kattina! Ennala athai paakka kooda mudiyalai!

Vim: Appa Ekambareswara! Enakku porumaiya koduppa! Unkitta vanthaa enakku eppavum amaithi kidaikkum. Innikku ennadaanna ippadi kovatha kilappurare ivaru! Abi sariya than sonna! Vetri kovilukku vantha ethavathu vivakaaratha izhuthuttu varuvaanu! Vetri! Enakku vara kovathula neenga than vivakarama aga poreenga! Irunga naan konjam thanni kudichukkaren.

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AN:- Lets all take a small break and continue in the next post.

To be continued in next sub-part.  Appreciate your reviews and your constructive criticism.