me: will u ask me out so that we can date and then break up with me right after so that I can listen to Olivia Rodrigo's new album in full affect with a broken heart?😁
M: sure Will u be my girlfriend?
me: OMG yess!! ....
M: Yeah I'm not doing the last part so you might as well forget about it.
me: ☝️😃 Sir-
M: nope go away we're dating now, that's how this works
me: but-
M: 😁
me: I fucking hate you
M: mhm
Love you too, idiot
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me: it's raining the ground has freckles
M: t
hat's fucking adorable you're fucking adorable and adorably fuckable