Kesariya Tera Ishq

Jung ki Shuruwaat

Anaya pouts when he glared at her after finishing off his words.

Sidharth (awkwardly): Anaya?

Anaya : Ha.

Sidharth: Woh mein puch raha tha ki kya tum khana banati ho?

Ishaan (horrified): What the fuck bro? This is the worst idea ever.......aap aage kuch bolo hi mat.

Sidharth (smacking his head): Tu  chup kar.....Anaya bolo?

Anaya (confidently): Ha......mujhe toh best khana banana aata hai?

Ishaan (screamed): What?

Anaya glared at him murmuring curses for him.

Anaya (glaring him while murmering): Yeh ladka mera image kharaab kar dega....chup hoja mera bhai....ab kya bachi kuchi izzat bhi toli mein bharke bazaar mein bech aau kya?

Sidharth (smiling): Toh phir thik hai.....ab toh koi problem hk nahi hai.....woh kya haina jab woh irritating aurat yaha aai thi toh woh kuch rasam ke baare mein baat kar rahi thi....aur tabhi mein sochu ki mein kese bhool gaya ki shaadi ke baad tumhein ham sab ke liye pehle din kuch acha khana banana hoga....use pehli rasoi kehte hai.....agar maa hoti toh sab woh kar lete lekin ab woh nahi hai toh saari responsibility meri hai na.....lekin kyunki tumhein khana banana aata hai, sab sort out hai. Lekin bahut kuch banane ki zaroorat nahi hai....kuch light sa banana....do theen dishes se bhi ham kaam chala lenge.

Ishaan (murmering to himself): sar se bhaal aur nazron se log girte hi jaa rahe hai.

Anaya (who heard him, smiling forcefully): snapchat pe filter daalke kutta toh tu bangaya lekin wafadari kaha se laoge? Kamina......chup chaap beth warne mein pure mohalle mein yeh ghoshit kardungi ki "Ishaan Singhania......aapne toh apni dosti wali loyalty ka achaar hi daal diya"

Ishaan (dramatically): Kumbkaran ke baad agar koi dhang se soya hai toh woh hai meri kismat.....saala saath hi nahi deta......dekho toh aaj yeh chipkali bhi mere sir par naach rahi hai (glaring her) Galti bhi meri hi hai..khichdi jaise logon ko biriyani jaisa importance doge toh kaatega hi na.

Anaya (furiously glaring him): you know my policy right #Better be a bitch rather than a bechari ......toh zabaan sambhal ke.....agar phisal gayi toh zindagi wapas sameetne ke liye tu nahi rahega....samjha.

Ishaan (loudly): Guys....i am having bts on loop. Toh mein chala wapas apne room mein.

Trio (confused): huh? Matlab?

Ishaan (duh tone): bahut tez sirdard.

Sidharth (glaring at him): Chup chaap yaha beta reh.....Anaya khaana banakar layegi abhi.

Anaya smiled in victory hearing Sid and gave winning looks to Ishu.

Reyansh (furiously): Kya? Dant kya phaad rahi ho? Jao kitchen mein aur jaldi se kuch banao.....mujhe aur bhi kaam hai in sab ke alwaa bhi (glaring at Sid the whole time for coming up with this rasam)

Anaya (with full on attitude): Huh...jaa hi rahi thi mein.

With that she too went into the kitchen while Ishaan plopped down on the chair with a dramatic sigh.

Reyansh shook his head off at hus antics......and so did Sid.

After about 20 minutes.....

Ishaan (annoyed) : bhai log aapko patah hai......yeh pyaar wyaar mein kuch nahi rakha.....jo bhi rakha hai fridge mein rakha hai....toh chalo kuch khaa lete hai warna bhooka hi mar jaenge.

Sid (hitting his shoulders): Chup reh tu toh.....aaj tak kitchen mein kadam bhi nahi rakha aur bolti toh band hota nahi tujse......meri pyaari behen wahan itni mehnat se hum sabke liye khaana bana rahi hai aur tu hai ki uski koi kadar hi nahi kar raha.