swiftie5ever- HELP! THERE'S A RAT HOLDING MY FINGER AND IT ISN'T LETTING GO!
remmie- soo... who's going to tell him
jamesthestag- shot not
yourvirtualassistant- reg... that's pettigrew
swiftie5ever- so pettigrew is in a jar now...
sillybilly- YES REGULUS!
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( I sent these next two to @iwantmahmama a while ago and never published it so here it is now )
jamesthestag- CAN WE JUST FUCKING CANCEL THE PETTIGREW BITCH ALREADY! HE'S A FUCKING ARSEHOLE AND NOBODY LIKES HIM!
Effy- James, what is the meaning of this?Monty- James Fleamont Potter
jamesthestag- oh shit
swiftie5ever- nice loving you, bye!
yourvirtualassistant- karma
jamesthestag- for what?
yourvirtualassistant- shagging my brother
Effy- JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER
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swiftie5ever- F*CK WORM. HE'S A HOMOPHOBIC PIECE OF SH*T AND DESERVES TO ROT IN HELL!
Dumbledore- Mr Black, what is the matter of this?
Minnie- YES REGULUS!
yourvirtualassistant- And this is why I'm asking Minnie daily to adopt me
jamesthestag- What about Effy
yourvirtualassistant- shit
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Minnie- You'll all be very happy, based off the previous positive conversations I've seen regarding Pettigrew, that he's been suspended until further notice
Dumbeldore- Actually Minerva, he's beene expelled
yourvirtualassistant- YES MINNIE
jamesthestag- YES MRS MINNIE
sillybilly- ALL BOW BEFORE OUR QUEEN AND SAVIOUR
swiftie5ever- I CHUCKED THE JAR OUT THE WINDOW ALREADY
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sorry for not updating for ages, I've been primarily focused on my oneshots book in my bio!
I'll try and update more often
YOU ARE READING
Posting Like It's Drugs|| Jegulus and Wolfstar// slow updates
HumorTHEY DO HAVE PHONES!! Majority of this was typed at 11:00pm so it's so-so quality. Do not read if you personally know me, I'm begging you.
