NOTICEBOARD
Shoutout to @Moros_ophidian ( is it working? ) you made my day, and inspired me to write this!
If you want to be included here do anything to get my attention- message, comment, follow, add to reading list- I will follow anybody who I know reads my books!!
Jegulus and Wolfstar book of the week- just lovers like we were supposed to- by Remus4ever
I also just realised I've been forgetting pronouns, so sorry! I will try and fix it from now on, and might go back and fix it in previous chapters- I'm so sorry if I offended you
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STORY TIME BITCHES
mcdaddy.com- why do Sirius always find a way to mention Merlin's saggy tits, leave the poor guy alone
remmy- shut up, this is so accurate!!
yourvirtualassistant- YOU'RE MEANT TO BE ON MY SIDE!!!!
Remmy- they're not wrong though
swiftie5ever- never, HAVE I EVER, heard somebody mention Merlin so much- "my grandma died" "Merlin's saggy tits, that's so sad!"
yourvirtualassistant- MY OWN BROTHER!! *gasp*
jamesthestag- baby, your brother isn't wrong
swiftie5ever- wrong black brother
jamesthestag- he's not wrong?
iknoweverythingaboutyourlife- they say it SO MUCH! It's like teenage boys and 'sheesh'
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swiftie5ever- James asked me grab the school yearbook... I found a photo album of me
yourvirtualassistant- ... James... that's creepy
lesbiandora- Jamie boo, why?
mcdaddy.com- this post made me visibly uncomfortable
bellaboo- *uncomfortably shifts and sits upright*
narcissticqueer- I thought my mother was creepy for having a 5 minute video of me...
jamesthestag- it's not as creepy as it sounds, Reggie has photos of me all over his room
yourvirtualassistant- mate, that isn't as creepy as a physical album dedicated to him, that takes time to assemble
remmie- family trait, Siri's is just digital
yourvirtualassistant- YOU FOUND IT!?
remmie- 1 year ago... I was creeped out, and extremely turned on
swiftie5ever- EW SHUT UP!
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thehalfbloodprince- Just saw Lily kissing Mary, utterly disgusted, why do people think that this is okay?
peterpettigrew- I don't know either, it's revolting!
marybary- *slowly raises hands*🫶
sillybilly- SUCH A GOOD SNOGGER
swiftie5ever- SUCH A GOOD SHAGGER
yourvirtualassistant- WHAT?
yourvirtualassistant- SUCH A GOOD TASTE
remmie- y'all are welcome
yourvirtualassistant- WHAT?
sillybilly- who did you think we were talking about?
marybary- ik i wasn't talking about Lily, she's an excellent shagger
sillybilly- only for you boo boo
marybary-❤️❤️❤️no homo
sillybilly- no homo❤️❤️❤️
jamesthestag- really friendly with Reggie
swiftie5ever- helping out James
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bellaboo- BLACK FAMILY DRAMA EPISODE 234 793 217 539 133-> REGGIE CALLED VOLDEMORT AN ATTENTION SEEKING WHORE AND WAS YELLED AT FOR 5 HOURS!!!
swiftie5ever- why else why would he hold his wand upside down, try and kill kids, and talk like a grandfather?
jamesthestag- *raspy voice* AvAdA kEdAvRa
narcissticqueer- *raspy voice* I wIlL kIlL aLl MuGgLeS!
sillybilly- maybe if he held his wand PROPERLY and not like it's a dIck, he could kill some muggles and get some bitches!
marybary- love this colour on you boo❤️
swiftie5ever- the real question is, does he not know guns exist?
yourvirtualassistant- you're not wrong to be honest
marybary- I'm convinced if he found out about filters, he'd pass out
swiftie5ever- Don't let him find out about weaves
yourvirtualassistant- or nose surgery
bellaboo- he doesn't need nose surgery or a weave, he needs help
peterpettigrew- are we just ignoring that he was yelled at for 5 hours?
swiftie5ever- I put airpods in and blasted Taylor Swift
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