Donna : I want a hug
Jon : I want juice.
Donna : who cares about that right now Jon? I want a hug.
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Gar : When you said you were sick I expected a cold, not an Infectious Space Virus
Gar : Im litteraly wearing plastic to avoid your saliva.
Jaime : Seriously Hermano?
Jaime : I litteraly help your green ass when your sick.
Gar : with the flu, not a ALIEN Virus.
Raven : Some people.
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Damian : I broke my arm today.
Raven : Seriously?
Damian : Yes.
Raven : Did you fight with Gar?
Damian : No
Raven : Did you get into a fight at all?
Damian : No
Raven : Okay, Did you by any chance trip on air and break your arm.
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Raven : Dames? You there.
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Jon : I have something to say, but dont take it to heart okay?
Damian : Spit it out Kent
Jon : You see Id tell you in person but....You kinda smell bad dami
Jon : I mean really bad
Damian : do you perhaps have a death wish?
Damian : I'd gladly grant it.
Jon : I said 'dont take it to heart' what part of that did you over look?
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Jaime is trying to give Gar advice after Raven didn't believe Gar could capture See more on his own*
Jaime : The point is, you can use this. There are benefits to being underestimated.
Gar : You're right. There are benefits to being underestimated. You can get away with anything.
*far off look*
Jaime : Hermano? Are you going to kill See more??
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Jon : "You'll never find the body" is such a boring threat. A better threat would be "You'll never stop finding the body"
Jon : In your mothers garden? Yes. At your Local coffee shop? Also Yes .
Donna, bored: Or just say, 'They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months
Donna : ...and you'll still be alive for three of them.'
Jon : Now that's a horrifying threat!
Gar : *horrified silence*
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Gar, bored out of his mind, sipping on his Kool aid : Gun to your head, would you rather kiss Kathy or Jinx?
Jon, who wanted to drink his Chocolate milk in peace : Gun to my head? Pull the trigger.
Gar : *wh E E Z E*
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Donna : He'll be fine.
Lois : Are you sure about that? Jon once got lost in our own backyard.
Donna : In his defence, You have a farm for a backyard.
Lois : He has x-ray vision And he can fly.
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