I got these from tumblr. Credits to whoever made them im sorry i cant find ur name
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Donna Troy : What are you doing right now?
Gar : Helping Jon look for his bag of M&M’s that I ate an hour ago.
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Bruce Wayne : I’m capable of babysitting.
Diana Prince : Don’t call it babysitting, they’re your children. It’s called parenting.
Bruce Wayne : What’s the difference?
Oliver Queen : You don’t get paid.
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Damian Wayne : [is sick]
Maps Mizoguchi : [dumps a stack of paper in front of Damian Wayne]
Damian Wayne : Homework.
Maps Mizoguchi : It’s my way of saying “get well soon”.
Damian Wayne : You know, chocolate says that even better.
Maps Mizoguchi : I did all your assignments. All you have to do is sign your name.
Damian Wayne : Chocolate means nothing to me.
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Damian Wayne : [to Tim Drake] Keep it up, smart mouth. I’m always going to be taller than you once you’re lying unconscious on the ground.
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Roy Harper : Well fuck, i was wrong. I’m sorry I accused you of arson.
Jason Todd : Well, I was the obvious suspect.
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Terra : If we make it out alive, I'll kill you!
Gar : So what’s my incentive to live!?!
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Bruce Wayne : Hn…
Oliver Queen : Oh, man, just because it wasn’t your plan doesn’t mean it was a bad plan!
Bruce Wayne : I didn’t say it was a bad plan!
Clark Kent : You made a noise.
Bruce Wayne : I did not make a noise.
Barry Allen : You did too!
Bruce Wayne : I didn’t make a noise!
Diana Prince : You know what, we think it’s really disrespectful-
Bruce Wayne : What is up with you guys and noises!
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Bruce Wayne : [to the Justice League] I think the Titans are talking about us.
Clark Kent : No they’re not, don’t be so paranoid.
Bruce Wayne : They’re pointing at us and laughing.
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Damian Wayne : Literally name ONE thing that’s better than a dog.
Maps Mizoguchi : Two dogs.
Damian Wayne : …
Damian Wayne : You’re right.
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Garfield *to the Titans On How To Not Get Injured*:
if you are about to get stabbed, say “I have too much swagger for the dagger”. Your murderer should accept this as an excuse to not stab you.
Jon : Okay...Thats..Helpful?
Garfield : If you are about to get shot, say “I’m too pullet for the bullet”. Your murderer will be too busy trying to figure out what the word pullet means to shoot you. In this instance, make your escape while making chicken sounds.
Jaime : Hermano..What The Fuck goes Through Your Mind at Night?
Gar : Amazing Things...Stuff To Good For Logic.
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