MEMES PT.7

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Jungkook: stress is bad for baby Tae.

Taehyung: what baby?

Jungkook: me..*proceeds to show puppy eyes*

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Jungkook: I love you army.

Taehyung: don't start flirting here.

Jungkook: awe look at you being all jealous.

Taehyung: ....

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Jin: I am jungkookie's daddy...

Namjoon: no I am jungkookie's daddy...

Namjin: Jungkook who's your daddy??

Jungkook: V hyung...

Taehyung: that's my baby...

Namjin: .....

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Hoseok: what are you doing Taehyung?

Taehyung: star gazing!!

Hoseok: but that are bunch of Jungkook's pictures tapped on ceiling.....

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Yoongi: Jimin is cute..

Taehyung: yeah but Jungkook is cuter...

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Jungkook: ok So I have some good news and some bad news...

Jin: good news first.

Jungkook: well the airbags in your cars work perfectly.

Jin: HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN.

Jungkook: I was teaching Jimin to drive and I yelled 'PARK JIMIN' and all he did was reply 'YES JUNGKOOK'

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JIN TEACHING NAMJOON TO DRIVE:

Jin: okay you're driving and Jimin and a puppy walk into road, quick what do you hit?

Namjoon: oh definitely the puppy, I could never hurt Jimin.

Jin: *massaging his temples* the brakes, Namjoon, you hit the brakes.

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Yoongi: can you pick the kid up from school?

Jin: Can I pick any kid I want?

Yoongi: no get Jungkook.

Jin: but I don't want him.

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Jungkook: how's the most beautiful person on earth is doing?

Taehyung: I don't know, how are you doing?

Jungkook: *blushing* I'm alrigh-

Jin [yelling from other room]: I'm doing perfect, thanks for asking...

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Namjoon: You're smiling did something happened?

Yoongi: Can't I just smile because i feel like it?

Hoseok, sitting next to Yoongi: Jin hyung tripped and fell in parking lot.

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Hope so you enjoyed....

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