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Few years later.

There a group Imps in office. Blitz was thinking and yet not found ideas.

Blitz: What are we going to do? I have no ideas or plans yet.

Mason: Maybe a car wash?

Blitz: No mason! No one fucking cares about car wash. We need to get business going up! Not a useless crap junk! Got any ideas Mollie?

Mollie: Hmm, I got nothing!

Blitz: Well shit.

Azar: Well about the bill board?

Blitz: Good thinking Azar! Ok everyone! Here the steps and details about the billboard. RULE NUMBER ONE. Obey me. RULE NUMBER TWO. Follow the rules. RULE NUMBER THREE. Stay always hidden because the humans will take you and fucking kill you. And finally. RULE NUMBER FOUR. Stay on TASK. If you do not obey the RULES! You will be not smart and not survivalists! Any questions in Billboard before we are watching the I.M.P Community Video? . . . . . . Nobody?

Moxxie: I have a question. It gonna be easy?

Blitz: No you idiot!

Moxxie: Because last time you said it was easy while am getting Japanese eels for you!

Blitz: Oh. I changed it because it was very dangerous and stuff too. Enough with that! O.K. We are starting the I.M.P Community Video! Grab your popcorn or drinks if you want too!

Blitz press the wrong video. The video shows blitz reading Millie dairy. The Millie dairy shows weird stuff.

Blitz: WHOOPS! MY BAD!

Millie: BLITZ!

Mason and Mollie: Oh no.

Millie: COME HERE YOU!

Blitz: OH SHIT! IT ON ACCIDENT! I SWEAR! AHHHHH!

Blitz turn off the video and run fast away from Millie. Millie jump Blitz back and slammed Blitz into the ground. Millie holds Blitz right arm tightly in lock. Blitz was trapped.

Millie: YOU DID ON PURPOSE!

Blitz: OW OOW OWWWW SHIT!

Millie: SAY IM SORRY AND I NEVER TO DO THAT AGAIN I PROMISE OR I WILL BREAK YOUR RIGHT ARM IN HURTFUL WAY!

Blitz: IM SORRY AND I NEVER TO DO THAT AGAIN I PROMISE!

Millie: YOU PROMISE?

Blitz: I PROMISE!

Millie: GOOD! IF NOT, I WILL BREAK YOUR RIGHT ARM NEXT TIME! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

Blitz: I UNDERSTAND!

Millie lets go Blitz right arm. Everyone was express.

Mason cheers Millie.

Mason: Go Mom!

Loona: Hm. Am glad Blitz didn't read my diary.

Blitz: I understand Loona!

Azar jiggles.

Blitz: Sorry everyone. Let's pretend that never happen! I will start I.M.P Community Video in the sec.

Blitz starts I.M.P Community Video.

Blitz: Whew!

Millie: What?

Blitz: Oh nothing!

Millie: Are you hiding else that I cannot know about it!

Blitz: Im not hiding else from you! I swear!

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