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Transformers 2007 (Final - First Half)

Some shipgirls chuckle

"We think when he made his approach over the north pole, our gravitational field screwed up his telemetry. He crashed in the ice, probably a few thousand years ago. We shipped him here to this facility in 1934" Banachek says

"He's been there since 1934? My lord..." Bismarck says

"I wonder how Megatron got to earth in the first place... maybe he got affected by the angle of descent... speed of reentry... or many other aspects.." Gneisenau says

"We call him NBE-One" Agent Simmons says

"Well, sir, I don't mean to correct you on everything you think you know, but- I mean, that's Megatron. He's the leader of the Decepticons" Sam says

"He's been in cryostasis since 1935. Your great-great-grandfather made one of the greatest discoveries in the history of mankind..." Banachek states

"Yeah thanks for discovering something that would pretty much shape our understanding of the universe while that guy is the leader of an entire faction that will kill all of humanity and use the machines and tech for his own gain" Ulrich Von Hutten says

"Fact is, you're looking at the source of the modern age. The microchip, lasers, spaceflight, cars, all reverse-engineered by studying him" Agent Simmons says

Everyone is silent

"Bruh what" They all say

"Oh, so that's how he's going to use Earth's machines for an army" Shangri-La says

"NBE-One. That's what we call it" Agent Simmons says

"Get your naming priorities right" Deutschland says

"And you didn't think the United States military might need to know that you're keeping a hostile alien robot frozen in the basement?" John Keller asks

"Until these events, we had no credible threat to national security" Banachek says

Some groaned, others laugh at the obvious response

"Ain't that stupid, they let their guard down. Let the Decepticons destroy earth at this point, we deserve it" Graf Zeppelin says while shaking her head

"Well you got one now" John Keller replies

"So why Earth?" Lennox asks

"Because we're a good attraction for alien tourists that want to conquer and kill us all. We have the sirens in our universe" Jean Bart says

"It's the Allspark" Sam replies

 "Allspark? What is that?" John Keller asks

"Well, yeah, they came here looking for some sort of cube-looking thing. Anyway, mister NBE-One here, a.k.a. Megatron, that's what they call him, who's pretty much the harbinger of death, wants to use the Cube to transform human technology to take over the universe. That's their plan" Sam replies

"And you're sure about that?" Agent Simmons asks

"Yeah... You guys know where it is, don't you?" Sam asks

"...follow me" Banachek says

"You're about to see our crown jewel" Agent Simmons says

Cue "The Allspark" theme

"Sounds so... sacred..." Richelieu says

"It makes sense... considering the context we've heard.." Saint Louis says