Zodiacs on Crack

Random Day

" y i k e s "

Suddenly footsteps approached them and Gemini saw Cancer with a cup.

"Uhh...drink this...it's good for hangovers" said Cancer

"Oh ok" said Taurus

"Whys there a paper towel in your nose" said Gemini

"Oh this...nah I fell off the sofa and m-my nose started bleeding..." lied Cancer

"Huh"

"You guys seem absolutely fucked" said Libra

"Because we are" said Aries

Libra looked up at Aries who had big blue eyebags and was holding up cup of tea.

"What happened to you?" asked Libra

"I'm fine...don't ask" said Aries

"You absolutely do not look ok in the slightlest" said Leo

"No shit sherlock" said Aries

"Where'd you get the tea from?" asked Virgo

"Oh this? Cancer made it" 

"Hey could I also get some?" 

"Yeah sure!" said Cancer

Cancer gave Virgo some tea.

"Hey, let's do something" said Leo

"Same" said Sagittarius

"What does your high ass wanna do?" asked Capricorn

"Idk let's go run around" said Leo

"LEO WE ARE HIGH" said Aries

"I DONT CARE ME WANT RUN AROUND" said Leo

"I felt that when he said that" said Sagittarius

"Same" said Aquarius

"You fire signs are just weird as fuck tbh" said Virgo

"Mfs here vomiting and passed out and you 3...I mean including Aqua too...all wanna run around" said Libra

"Who said I'm part of them?" asked Aquarius

"Oh...?"

"I'm not friends with them...yet" 

"U joining them?"

"Hmmmmm..."

"So we going out or-"

"No Taurus, you just vomited your fucking stomach out, you are in no condition" said Capricorn

"Stfu you're not my mom...wait-"

"wym by wait?"

"Uhhh...guys...?" said Cancer

Everyone stopped talking and looked at her.

"Uhhhh...why don't we stay at home today...a lot of us are not really feeling good..." said Cancer

"That's exactly what I've been saying!" said Capricorn

"Hey fuck you, don't yell at her!" said Leo

"I'm not yelling, I'm agreeing with her!" 

"Don't...oh okay, I agree"

"SAYS WHO"

"I'M NOT ALLOWED TO CHANGE MY MIND?!"

"Leo it's okay..." said Cancer

"No it's not, she just insulted you!" said Leo

"N-No she didn't...she's just loud...I guess" said Cancer

"I-when am I loud?" said Capricorn

"Sorry...now...?" 

"Oh okay"

"Hey no fightings!" said Pisces

"You're finally awake?" said Aquarius

"Yeah I woke up to all the violence in the air"

"Huh"

"Violence bad little shits"

"Whoa whoa, Pisces..." said Leo

"Pisces it's okay, we solved it..." said Cancer

"Oh really? Okay! I believe anything Cancer says" said Pisces

Pisces skipped over to Cancer and jumped onto her.

"W-Whoa!" said Cancer

"Pisces...what the hell are you doing?" asked Scorpio

"Nothing, hehehe..." said Pisces

"You sure are strange sometimes..."

"Hey! meanie..."

"Is Pisces like the ohio version of Cancer?" asked Sagittarius

"Uck off!" whined Pisces

"It's fuck off, not uck off"

"Whatever, if you keep bullying me I'll suck your cock"

"Okay...I think you're still not sober yet" said Scorpio

Scorpio picked up Pisces from Cancer's shoulders and put her on the sofa.

"Was she heavy? not saying you're weak or anything..." said Gemini

"Hey, don't ask-"

"No she's pretty light" said Cancer

"I mean Pisces is kind of a smol bean" said Aries

Pisces stuck her tongue out at Aries who giggled at her.

"A feisty one too, hehe" said Aries

"It's okay, Pisces! SMol bean supremacy! We'll take over the world with smol beans!" said Aquarius evilly

"Hell yeah!" giggled Pisces

"To be fair, I used to carry drunk people to their rooms while I was running my motel" said Cancer

"Huh" said Capricorn

"I even carried Leo, and he's a lot heavier than Pisces" said Cancer

"Yeah, he's pretty tall ngl" said Aries

"Nah" said Sagittarius

"You're 6'3 you're not allowed to comment on anything!" snapped Aries

"Yeah" said Scorpio

"Fuck you Saggytits" said Leo

"WHAT WAS THAT" said Sagittarius

Sagittarius jumped over the counter and started chasing Leo who was topless and laughing his ass off because his ass is just always high for some reason.

"They're so cute" said Pisces

"What" said Aries

"Please don't tell me you have a crush on them..." said Virgo

"No silly! I meant these 2 are cute together" said Pisces

"Oh yeah of course! hahaha!" said Aries

"I'm gonna sleep while they talk...Zzzz" said Cancer

Cancer fell asleep on Pisces shoulders.

"Who I'm not even sitting down, chill..." said Pisces

"Nah, that's normal for her" said Scorpio

Scorpio was lying down half asleep on the sofa.

"Is it just me or do the water signs sleep a lot?" said Libra

"It's just you" said Scorpio

Scorpio gave him the middle finger and fell asleep like that. Pisces carried Cancer to the sofa and slept with her.

"So we just gonna chill for the whole day" said Capricorn

"Yes" said Pisces who woke up and fell asleep again

"Okay then..." said Capricorn

Capricorn sighed and questioned her life decisions.