A Mortal God Accepts the Perfect Girl's Love (A Saiki and Teruhashi Fanfiction )

The Insistent Delinquent

He's so caught up in his delinquent principles that he forgot that he doesn't have a mullet.

T: No, that's not it, it's just that...

T: Kusuo, do I tell him?

S: About Kusuko?

T: Yeah

S: Go ahead, I feel bad that he's pestering you about it. (Also the fact that she doesn't exist)

T: Uhm, Kuboyasu-kun?

K: Yeah?

T: Actually, Kusuko is...Saiki-kun's younger sister.

Kuboyasu goes quiet out of shock.

A few minutes later, Kuboyasu stops in front of me. He took a deep breath and shoutes,

K: ANIKI!!!!!!

...What?

He slammed his head on the tar floor, creating a small crater and bowed to me.

K: Saiki-san, please grant me permission to see your little sister.

T: How formal. He's even addressing you like a father.

S:...This is going to be annoying.

Tomorrow...

K: Good morning, Aniki!

Having knowing for so long, Kuboyasu could tell that I was getting annoyed.

K: Don't be like that Aniki, I'm obligated to serve you as a big brother.

He slapped my back as a friendly, gesture, but I did not find it friendly. 

Shun Kaido: Oh, it's rare to see just Saiki and Kuboyasu.

K: Of course, I have to accompany my Aniki.

S: Aniki? Saiki, don't tell me you're a delinquent now?

Don't be ridiculous

K: Saiki has taken something I need, so I have to do anything to get it back.

Taken? Get it back?

S: Ransom?!...well, I wish you luck so you get what you wanted from Saiki-san.

Kaido starts rummaging his hand in his back pocket. Stop trying to call the police.

N: Hey pal, hey pal, hey pal, hey pal, hey pal...

K: Aniki, do you want something? Are you hungry? Are you-

And I thought it was only noisy in their heads

Hairo Kineshi: ATTENTION!

The whole class turns to Hairo and his fiery echoey voice.

H: Teacher said that there will be a quiz next week. That is all!

K: Hear that Aniki, maybe we should study together for-

Kuboyasu turns to see an empty chair.

K: Aniki?!

I managed to sneak and hide in the restroom. I really need to think of a way to stop this.

After school...

K: You wanted to see me behind the school, Aniki? If it's a definite fight for your little sister's love, even I won't go easy on you Aniki

If only that was a solution. I entered my hand into my pocket.

K: A weapon?!

He really thought it was a fight.

I pull out a picture from my pocket and showed him.

K: What's this? Oh, it's a picture of your sister.

He squinted at the book she's holding.

K: Astronomy?!

He looked to the flag in front of the school.

K: Germany?! Wow, your sister is amazing. Aiming to be an astronaut at that age. It's odd that you're the only normal student in your family.

Well I'm not exactly a normal human being.

K: So she's busy studying abroad huh. I understand.

I'm relieved that this is resolved. I extended my hand to take the picture from him.

K: Wait! Aniki!

What is it now?

K: Last favor from my Aniki, can I please keep this picture.

...Well, I did technically dump him.

K: Thank you, Saiki!

When Kuboyasu walked away gleefully, Kokomi approached me.

T: It's nice of you to let him keep the picture.

S: It's the most I have to do so he leaves me alone

We watch him walk away until Kokomi realizes something

T: Wait, I thought people with sight problems can't be astronauts?

S: Then let's hope that he never finds out.