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eric cartman added stan marsh, kyle broflovski and Kenny mccormick to the group chat

Stan: what's this group chat!🤨

Eric: you guys, I need to tell you a secret.

Kyle: what secret, cartman...

Eric: promise me you will never tell anyone...

Kenny: how do u send mesages guis

Eric: my mom just bought me 10k v-bucks on fortnite. . .

Kyle: like we give a fuck, fatass😂

Stan:😂

Kyle:😂

Stan:😂

Kenny:🥲😘😇🤪🤗🙃🤤🫥😴😴😌😐🤫🤤🤤😌

Kyle: Kenny!! Are you having a stroke??

Kenny: you guys

Eric: what Kenny.

Kenny: guys I can't believe you can do this on phones😙😘🥲🤪🤗🤪🤭🥲😗

Stan: ikr dude!! Emojis are so coolio!😎😎

Kyle: stan what's up with you and emojis lately

Stan: im having a break down kyle

Kyle: what??

Eric: you guys stop texting! I need to buy the renegade skin on fortnite and flex it on the lobby, then I'll crank 90's and get a victory royale with a scar!

Kyle: dude what the fuck does all of that mean

Kenny: btw I'm not having a stroke

Kenny: guys why is there a clock symbol under my text

Eric: it means your internet sucks, kenny.

Stan: cartman you're such a stupid fatass

Kyle: you can say that again stan

Stan: cartman you're such a stupid fatass

Eric: I GET IT STAN YOUR SO RETARDED TF

Stan: You're*

Kyle: 🤣🤣 GO STAN ROAST HIM

Eric: STAN THATS NOT FUNNY STOP

Stan: go cry to your daddy, cartman! Oh right you don't have one.

Kyle:😂

Stan:😂

Kyle:😂

Stan:😂

Eric: YUY GUYSS PLEAS ESOTPP I WONR INVITE YOU ON MY BRITHDSY!!!

kennys messages would come very fast, like spamming

Kenny: damn my into the net really sucks

Kenny: uh guys

Kenny: guys the symbol is back

Kenny: GUIZ ANAWER ME

Kenny: GUYS

Kenny: THE SYMBOL😬🫥🤨😶‍🌫️🤗🤫😐😬😶‍🌫️😬😶‍🌫️

Kenny: guys

Kyle: KENNY TF

Kenny: guys

Kenny: 69

Kenny: uwu 69

Kenny: oh finally

the spam is over

Eric: Kenny are you retarded

Kenny: my fi wi is retarded bro

Kyle: it's called wifi Kenny

Kenny: now don't start with all of these technologic terms because I don't understand anything🤗😗🤗🤭😗

Stan:😎😎😎

Eric: SROP WITH THE EMOJISS

Kyle: dude shut up cartman

Eric: SAYS THE JEW

Eric: 😂

Eric: 😂

Eric: come on Kenny laugh!

Eric: 😂

Kenny: no

Kenny: how to laugh by the wae guys

Eric: AWWW COME ON KENNY

eric leaves the group chat

Kyle: lmao that kid

Stan: I bet he's now crying to his mommy😂

Kyle:😂

Stan:😂

Kyle:😂

Kenny:🥶🫨😴😴😌😬🫥😬🫥😬

Stan: that my boy😎

Kyle:🤑🤑🤑

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