[a/n] 5 votes for part 2??
eric cartman added stan marsh, kyle broflovski and Kenny mccormick to the group chat
Stan: what's this group chat!🤨
Eric: you guys, I need to tell you a secret.
Kyle: what secret, cartman...
Eric: promise me you will never tell anyone...
Kenny: how do u send mesages guis
Eric: my mom just bought me 10k v-bucks on fortnite. . .
Kyle: like we give a fuck, fatass😂
Stan:😂
Kyle:😂
Stan:😂
Kenny:🥲😘😇🤪🤗🙃🤤🫥😴😴😌😐🤫🤤🤤😌
Kyle: Kenny!! Are you having a stroke??
Kenny: you guys
Eric: what Kenny.
Kenny: guys I can't believe you can do this on phones😙😘🥲🤪🤗🤪🤭🥲😗
Stan: ikr dude!! Emojis are so coolio!😎😎
Kyle: stan what's up with you and emojis lately
Stan: im having a break down kyle
Kyle: what??
Eric: you guys stop texting! I need to buy the renegade skin on fortnite and flex it on the lobby, then I'll crank 90's and get a victory royale with a scar!
Kyle: dude what the fuck does all of that mean
Kenny: btw I'm not having a stroke
Kenny: guys why is there a clock symbol under my text
Eric: it means your internet sucks, kenny.
Stan: cartman you're such a stupid fatass
Kyle: you can say that again stan
Stan: cartman you're such a stupid fatass
Eric: I GET IT STAN YOUR SO RETARDED TF
Stan: You're*
Kyle: 🤣🤣 GO STAN ROAST HIM
Eric: STAN THATS NOT FUNNY STOP
Stan: go cry to your daddy, cartman! Oh right you don't have one.
Kyle:😂
Stan:😂
Kyle:😂
Stan:😂
Eric: YUY GUYSS PLEAS ESOTPP I WONR INVITE YOU ON MY BRITHDSY!!!
kennys messages would come very fast, like spamming
Kenny: damn my into the net really sucks
Kenny: uh guys
Kenny: guys the symbol is back
Kenny: GUIZ ANAWER ME
Kenny: GUYS
Kenny: THE SYMBOL😬🫥🤨😶🌫️🤗🤫😐😬😶🌫️😬😶🌫️
Kenny: guys
Kyle: KENNY TF
Kenny: guys
Kenny: 69
Kenny: uwu 69
Kenny: oh finally
the spam is over
Eric: Kenny are you retarded
Kenny: my fi wi is retarded bro
Kyle: it's called wifi Kenny
Kenny: now don't start with all of these technologic terms because I don't understand anything🤗😗🤗🤭😗
Stan:😎😎😎
Eric: SROP WITH THE EMOJISS
Kyle: dude shut up cartman
Eric: SAYS THE JEW
Eric: 😂
Eric: 😂
Eric: come on Kenny laugh!
Eric: 😂
Kenny: no
Kenny: how to laugh by the wae guys
Eric: AWWW COME ON KENNY
eric leaves the group chat
Kyle: lmao that kid
Stan: I bet he's now crying to his mommy😂
Kyle:😂
Stan:😂
Kyle:😂
Kenny:🥶🫨😴😴😌😬🫥😬🫥😬
Stan: that my boy😎
Kyle:🤑🤑🤑
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