daddy issues (joe's version)|| Joe Burrow x reader

•can you keep a secret?•

chapter summary: You wake up beside your brothers best friend and wonder what happened the night before. While you're at Joe's, you get a call from Sam saying he's going to be at your place soon...can you keep Joe a secret from Sam?
word count: 6.1k
warnings: Language, mentions of alcohol and being drunk, hangovers, mentions of sex/unprotected sex, condoms, um maybe a daddy kink? (HEY LISTEN-) i think that's all...

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December 18, 2022
pre-pregnancy

"Ow..." you croaked out, your voice hoarse from waking up and from the night before. You scrunched your eyelids shut and let out a low groan as the bright, morning sunlight glared into your eyes.

You absolutely hate hangovers. They're the worst, especially after about four glasses of wine. You swear those hangovers from wine mixed with some tequila are the absolute worst. With your head still pounding, you slightly open your eyelids more after noticing a dull ache in your legs as you stretched them. Huh? That's funny... I never get leg cramps from hangovers? You thought to yourself. Suddenly your eyes shot open, and you were wide awake. You noticed you had no clothes on, and you mean none at all. Which, you usually sleep in at least a long shirt and panties, so you found it odd you were completely naked. You sat up in the bed, pulling the sheet up with you to cover yourself. You looked around the room and realized you definitely weren't in your room. You were totally unaware of your surroundings, until it finally dawned on you...

"Oh shit..." you said, rubbing your hands down your face. You rubbed your eyes and hoped once you stopped you'd wake up and realize it was all a dream. You took your hands away from your face, hopeful that you'd find yourself in your own room when you opened your eyes. However, your hopes were crushed. You let out a heavy sigh as the memories from last night came back in full force.

"Oh my god..." you groaned out, totally in denial, "I, we did not..." You slowly turned your head and looked to the left side of the bed. Sure enough, there he was. Joe Burrow was laying there, shirtless and sound asleep. You had a look of shock and worry plastered on your face as you looked at his sleeping figure. All of a sudden, you jumped out of the bed, ripping the comforter off with you. You wrapped it around your, naked body to cover yourself as you attempted to find, and put on your bra and panties from the night before. You successfully found your bra in a pile of Joe's clothes that lay on the floor by the foot of the bed. However, your panties were nowhere to be found.

Joe jumped up at the sudden movement of the heavy comforter being taken off of his body. He made a face when he too noticed the glare from the Cincinnati sun peeking through the blinds of his room. Your eyes traveled down his body. You immediately noticed the he was also naked. No clothes, nothing. Joe looked down and let out a yelp, horrified that his dick was uncovered. He quickly moved his hands from his sides so they could shield his manhood instead.

You couldn't help but laugh at his actions. It's not like you hadn't seen it before. After all, you apparently did see all of him last night.

Joe's eyes traveled from his hands to the empty side of the bed before they finally fell on you, standing off to the side and wrapped in the white duvet. He quickly grabbed the sheet he was laying on and pulled it up over his legs, letting it rest on his waist in order to cover himself. Joe moved one of his hands up to his face, rubbing at his temples.

"Fuck...did we.." he trailed off, looking up at you with a grimace on his face.

You gulped nervously, "Yup. It's looking like we did."

Joe winced as you shifted uncomfortably. You instantly regretted your decision to move though when you felt that dull ache in your thighs once again.

"It feels like it too..." you winced as you shifted yourself once again, trying to find a position that didn't hurt you.