Robbie: Oh, cool, cool, watch out! *puts his arm over Wendy's shoulder and subtly glares at Dipper*
Game announcer: Opponent sighted! Fight!
In the Mystery Shack, Stan, Dipper, Mabel, Soos, and Mei Lin are playing poker.
Mabel: King me! *reveals her hand which has two Kings*
Stan, Soos, Dipper, and Mei Lin: Aww! Come on!
Stan: It's not fair, she doesn't even know what we're playing!
Mabel: Go Fish?
Electric guitar starts playing outside the shack.
Soos: Dude, I think I'm picking up a radio station inside my head.
Mabel: Try blinking to see if you can change the channel.
Soos: *blinks*
Mei Lin: Well whatever it is, it's starting to get annoying.
Robbie: *offscreen; singing:* Weeendy!
Dipper: Ugh, sounds like Robbie.
Stan: Robbie? Is he that jerky twerp I see making goo-goo eyes at Wendy all the time?
Soos: He called me "Big Dude" once. I mean, I know I'm a big dude, but it kinda hurt.
Mei Lin: I feel you Soos, he also called me "snake girl" that one time. *quietly:* I'm much more and better than a little snake.
Mabel: Should I sic Waddles on him again?
Waddles: *chews Mabel's sweater*
Mabel: Whoa, easy tiger.
Dipper: *gets up* I'll handle it. *leaves*
Stan, Mabel, Soos, and Mei Lin: Ooooooh!
Stan: Ha ha, conflict!
Robbie: *singing:* Wendy! Wendy, Wendy! *shouting:* Wendy! C'mon out, girl! C'mon down!
Dipper: You realize she's not here, right?
Robbie: *scoffs* Yes! ...What?
Dipper: She's out camping with her family today. *quietly:* Maybe if you listened to her for once, you'd know that.
Robbie: What was that?!
Dipper: I- just said she's not here.
Robbie: No, no, no! You want to get into it, huh? Lets get into it, kid! You think I don't know what's been going on, huh? It's obvious you've got a thing for my girlfriend, don't you? Don't you?!
Dipper: What? No! C'mon, man!
Robbie: *sarcastically* Yeah, I'm sure she's just DYING to ask out a 12-year old kid who wears the exact same shorts every day. Hey, here's an idea: *pulls out his cell phone and calls Wendy* why don't I call her right now and see if she wants to go out on a date with you?
Dipper: Hey! Look-! Don't! Y-you don't have to-!
Robbie: *mimicking Dipper:* Oh! Don't! Please, man! *holds up phone; normal voice:* What're you gonna do, huh, huh? What, what?
Wendy: *on phone:* Hello?
Dipper: *smacks Robbie's cell phone out of his hand, making it hit the ground and break*
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*On Hiatus* The Eastern Dragon (Gravity Falls x OC)
Mystery / ThrillerWhen Dipper Pines and his twin sister, Mabel Pines travel to Gravity Falls, Oregon for the summer to stay at their great uncle's place in the woods, they both soon discover that this remote town has secrets beyond their imaginations. Not even their...
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