Blitz: "-our newest client."
An aquarium thing full of eels tips over and causes the room to catch on fire.
Blitz: "DAMNIT, MOXXIE! I JUST BOUGHT THISE EELS!"
Skip to outside
Blitz is seeing the client off
Blitz: "Bye! And don't worry we'll get that skank in less than 24 hours or your first kill is free!"
Moxxie: "When did we start implementing that deal?"
Blitz: "When you set fire to my office in front of a CLIENT, YA FUCKIN DICKSHIT!" Now someone PLEASE tell me that fancy book is still intact!"
Loona: "You mean our only ticket to the other side? Yeah, got it."
Blitz: "And that's why you're my favorite, Loonie! You get a tweat now!"
Loona: "Ew. Stop."
He tosses it up and catches it with his tongue like a frog
Y/N: "You're fuckin disgusting."
Blitz: "Aw, stop it! I get enough of that from my therapist. Now let's go lick some ass!"
Y/N: "Gay."
Millie: "The expression is 'kick some ass', Blitz."
Blitz: "Mines better."
Moxxie: "Ugh, fuck."
They all jump through the portal and see the house. They sneak to a window and look in to see what looks like a happy family
Blitz: "That's gotta be her. Hehe, this is too easy! Moxxie, you want this one?"
Moxxie: "Me!?"
Blitz: "Yeah, this one seems simple enough for you to handle. Just a happy mother who just got out of the hospital."
Moxxie looks uncomfortable
Blitz: "Snooze ya lose, Mox! Hey, Y/N? You want this one?"
Y/N: "Nah."
Blitz: "Ok, whatever."
He aims the sniper at the mother
Blitz: "And, I got ya bitch..."
Moxxie: "Wait! Are we actually killing a family!?"
Y/N: "I wouldn't mind killing all of em."
Blitz: "No. Don't be a pussy, Mox. We're just killing a mother. We're ruining a family!"
Moxxie: "H-hold on! Hold on! Let's just think about-"
Moxxie pushes the sniper as Blitz shoots causing the shot to miss and the family to notice.
Martha: *gasp* "What was that, Ralphie!?"
Ralphie: "I don't know, Martha. But, whatever it is..."
He pulls out a shotgun.
Ralphie: "They're gonna be tomorrow night's DINNER!"
The Mom finishes her drink and pulls out her gun.
Martha: "Alright, kids! Guns out!"
Ralphie: "Looks like we got some rabbits to catch youngins!"
Blitz: "What the FUCK was that, Moxxie!?"
Moxxie makes a random ass noise and gets straight to apologizing.
Moxxie: "I'm sorry! They just seemed so wholesome and happy! I panicked!"
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Die... (Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss x Reaper Male Reader)
FanfictionWelcome lads, to the 2nd remake of this book, I decided to get rid of the ice powers and get Reaper's abilities.
First mission
Start from the beginning
