What if...? (Smg34 stories)

What if the Smg4 crew met their human counterparts?

In real life....
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Luke is sitting on his chair looking at his computer: "Hey Kevin... I'm boreddddddd..."

Kevin crosses his arms: "Go play some games with James. I'm pretty sure he's streaming right now."

Luke calls out: "James-"

James: "Answer is no."

Luke: "Please... I'm boreddddd...."

James: "Wtf."

Luke: "Launguge."

Kevin: "What happened?"

James: "My chat said to go onto Wattpad and search Smg34... it was not pleasant... like one of the stories is called What if and it has a story about Smg3 and Smg4 making out... 😥 AND WHY WAS 3 ON THE BOTTOM?!"

Luke: "Tbh, that kinda is true that 4 would be on top since... you know what, imma just stop..."

Kevin: "And also it's not like they didn't do it in Snow Trapped."

James: "W- what... there are so many things wrong in that one singular sentence."

[Insert portal noises and screaming]

9 people land on the floor, Smg4, Smg3, Saiko, Meggy, Mario, Tari, Bob, and Boopkins.

Smg4 puts his hands on the floor, looking at his surroundings, then looking down: "AGH! I TOLD YOU IT WAS A BAD IDEA 3!!"

Smg3 is laying down, looking at 4: "SHUT UP!! IF WE DIDN'T MARIO WOULD'VE POSTED A VIDEO OF US IN THE IGLOO BITCH!!"

Meggy: "Are you okay red?"

Mario: "Mario thinks Mario acquired broken a rib..."

Luke: "Oh my days... ITS THEM NO WAY!!!"

Smg4: "Haven't I seen you before?"

Smg3: "Hey can you get off of me 4? Your kind of uhm..."

Smg4: "AH SORRY!!"

Smg4 quickly gets off of Smg3 and looking at Luke and Kevin: "Uh who are you exactly?"

Smg3: "Yeah I think you were the giant during the god box thingy!"

Smg4 reaches out his hand to 3.

Smg1: "No way... 3! 4! YOU'VE ACCIDENTLY SENT US TO THEIR WORLD!!"

Smg2: "I don't think we can go home now!"

Kevin does his Boopkins impression: "Hi guys!"

Boopkins: "Hey you sound like me!"

Kevin: "Hey you sound like me!"

Luke: "Whoa, hold up where are the others?"

James walks into the room: "Can you guys shut up- wtf is happening right now..."

Luke: "THEY'RE ALIVE!!"

Mario: "No fuckin kidding smartass!"

Kevin: "Ouch..."

Saiko: "何が起こっているのでしょうか?なぜ私たちはここにいるのでしょうか?" [Translated: What is going on and why are we here?]

Smg1: "DONT YOU GET IT?!"

Saiko: "愚か者、私も愚かなスーパーミームガーディアンではないことを知っていますか?" [Translated: Dumbass, do you know I'm not a stupid Super Meme Guardian as well?]

Smg2: "Well, we will need more meme power but there aren't any real life memes here which means we're stuck."

Boopkins: "Y- you mean forever?!"

Smg3 goes into panic mode: "NO WHO'S GONNA TAKE CARE OF THE INTERNET GRAVEYARD?! OR WORSE?! EGGDOG!!"

Smg4 goes to him making him face him: "Trust me 3, we'll find a way out of here..."

Smg3: "If you're plan doesn't work I'll slap you."

Smg4: "Like you'll ever do that to me anyways~"

Smg3: "WTF MAN?! Ugh, the fact that you're right scares me"

And he immediately slaps him across the room: "GAYYYYYY!!!!"

Luke: 3 is no homo or homo?"

Kevin: "Homo for sure..."

James: "Hold up lemme get the totally bought Bleach for my ears."

Meggy and Lizzie: "FINALLY MY GOD!!"

Meggy: "Wait... why do you sound like me..."

Lizzie rapidly shakes her hand: "OHHHH MYYYY GOOOODDDD ITS YOU!! IM YOUR VOICE ACTOR LIZZIE!!"

Luke: "So are all of you gay?"

Smg4: "3 and Luigi are very much gay."

Smg3: "And why am I gay?"

Smg4: "Ahem..."

James: "4 you gotta read the Wiki you mother fucker."

Luke: "JAMES LAUNGUGE!!"

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To be continued and stuff...