"Kenny and Pip. God why does fatass have to make us do such bizarre-"
"FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS TEA STOP READING WATTPAD KENNY"
Kennys a whore what'd he expect?
Time skip
I make my way down the hall, take a few turns and like 24- No. 3 stops cause I keep getting tired. And after like 100 hours I finally made it! The computer room! That whole fuckin walk was so long... And I had no snacks! I shoulda asked bts song for his damn luuunch... Ugghhhh kms.
"Hm hm hm... Haha! I love this game!"
Bts song is already there! But what about hellspawn?
"GAHHH DAMIEN HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!?!?!?!"
That answers my question. Now I gotta use these things the emo gothy kids gave me to keep away demons so Damien cant leave the room! Im so smert!
"I was told you were keeping Pip hostage. Not gonna lie I really dont care about him but-"
"E-E-ERIC TOLD ME YOU WANTED TO CUT ME UP FEED ME TO MY DAD CAUSE YOU THOUGHT I BULLIED PIP!!!!"
"Then he is a fat fucking liar. We all already knew that. Why did we listen..."
"Wait so... That feller was lyin..? Y-yer not gonna c-cut me up and feed me t-to my dad..?!"
"No of course not. Why would I be that cruel? Id have blended you up as well and set you on fire before anything else."
"AHHH OH HAMBURGERS!!!!"
"Why do you always say that?"
"Hm? S-say what?"
"Oh hamburgers?" Good question.
"Oh uh... I dont know..... I just uh.... Like hamburgers..??" Shitty answer.
"That definitely answers my question. Infact I have another that if you do not answer will cost you your life and perhaps even your fathers."
"OH MY HAMBURGERS!! OKAY"
"Why arent you and Kenny hanging out as much? Hes been hanging out with my P- ....Hes been hanging out with Pip!" Your Pip. HAHAHA-
"He has? Oh... He said we could stay friends but he hasn't even talked ta me since last night..... No text er anything..." I wonder why :)
"What do you mean?"
"He confessed to me last night... But im straight so I rejected him....."
"You? Straight?"
"Uh- Yea?!" #denial
"Alright alright."
"He said we could still be friends... But I guess not..."
"Hm... Now that you speak of it.... I haven't spoken to Pip since last night either."
"What?? Why??"
"He confessed last night too. And I rejected him. Harsher than I meant to..." Im getting hungry.
"How...?"
"I told him- .....Hey wait ,thats none of your business you tomato headed human!"
"Sorry!"
"But! I didnt mean what I said... I just um.... Nevermind..."
"Um did ya get nervous feller?"
"Wha- NO"
"Sorry!"
"Well... Maybe a bit..."
"?"
"Okay I did... And said shit I didnt mean......"
"I meant everything I said but... It still felt wrong..... I wanna tell Kenny we can still be friends but what if he doesnt want to?"
"We must help each other."
"H-how feller?"
"We do what Pip and Kenny did. Become friends. Or rather you become my slave?"
"WHA-"
"I was joking. Cant humans take a joke?"
"Oh well uh..."
YESS IN YOUR FACE KAHL I TOLD YOU IT WOULD WORK IM SOOO SMERRT!!!!!!
"Now I must leave. I need to murder fatass for lying to the two of us."
What?
"C-can I come? I wont get in your way! Promise!"
"Why not?"
Oh shit. I already took those demon things off the door. No no not again! ITS THEIR FUCKING FAULT FOR LYING WHY DO I HAVE TO SUFFER?!!
"1 2 I am coming for you..."
Oh shit hes doing this again.... Time to run :3
"3 4 Lock all your doors...."
Im gonna die for trying to help his demon ass!
"5 6 Cartmans a bitch...."
Goodbye world... At least I had kfc for breakfast.....
"7 8 Hes also gay......"
What? No im not...
"9 10 He really likes men....."
Wut... Is that supposed to be- "AHHHHHHHHGGGGG-"
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End of pt.5
Cartman died.
(Wasnt gonna post yet but🤷)
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