(Focusing on Wither, this one)
Wither: People are always asking me if I'm a morning mob or a night mob.
Wither: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a MOB!'
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Wither: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have died even multiple times. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.
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Wither: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you.
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Wither: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.
Skeleton: You have a wanted poster?-
Wither: Let's not talk about that.
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Wither: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
Zombie: I'm sure you've got something in that mind of yours that works for you.
Wither:
Wither: Don't tell me what to do. You can't even spell suit.
Zombie: IT WAS ONE TIME!
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Entity 303: *transforms to look like Wither
Wither: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
Wither:
Wither: Do I really look that sleep deprived?
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Wither: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Zombie: Cool.
Enderman, who Wither only just managed to convince to come with him: WE'RE GONNA WHAT-
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Wither: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is typically a good response.
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Wither: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Wither: *punches wall
Wither:
Wither: Take me to the hospital.
Herobrine: Why? Nothing's broke.
Wither: I don't care, it hurtsss!
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Wither, explaining something to Zombie: You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
Skeleton, listening in from a different room: You got stuck in a wall once-
Zombie: You what-
Wither: IGNORE HIM, HE HAS MENTAL ISSUES.
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Wither: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
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Monster School Incorrect Quotes
Fanfiction(Yoinked from generator 🤭) edited some to make them fit in with my au.
