Me: Um, everyone grab a bucket.
Draco: *curious* Why?
Me: JUST DO IT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO THROW UP ON THE FLOOR!
Draco: *pales* Ok, then...
Me: Mione, can you conjure up some buckets for all of us?
Hermione: Of course!
Hermione: *conjures buckets for everyone*
Harry: So...
Harry: What's the ship today,?
Me: First, everyone position your head above your bucket.
Everyone: *looks confused but does as a say*
Me: Alrightie, so today, our ship is...
Me: Bleo...
Me: *waits, expecting chaos*
Everyone: *looks confused*
Theo: What's Bleo?
Me: Ok, put your heads above your buckets again.
Everyone: *positions head above bucket*
Me: Ready?
Everyone: Yup!
Me: Ok, well, uh, you see-
Draco: *annoyed* Just tell us!
Me: It's a ship between Theo and Blaise...
Everyone: *turns green*
Me: *covers eyes*
Ginny: Se-
Ginny: *throws up*
Everyone (bar Ginny): *throws up as well*
Me: Is...
Me: Is everyone done yet?
Everyone: *is quiet*
Me: *huffs* Whatevs I'm just gonna open my ey-
Me: *stares at the mess on the floor* WHAT DID YOU PEOPLE DO?!? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO THROW UP IN THE BUCKETS!!!
Pansy: We know, we were just too panicked and disgusted to realize that we weren't holding the buckets!
Me: Argh, whatevs! Let's just vote. From your reactions, I'm assuming everyone's answer is sink?
Everyone: *nods, still looking sick*
Me: *sighs* Welp, that's the end of that...
Sry to those of u who ship Bleo... I mean, it's just my opinion, and I respect urs, it's just that I don't rlly like Bleo, so... No hate intended :(
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Harry Potter Ships
RandomMy opinion on some Harry Potter ships. This is purely my OPINION. I don't mean to be rude or anything. Because it's only an opinion, plz don't be rude and say things like: "I HATE THIS SHIP!" cuz although hate will be deleted, it still hurts. 😔 Als...
