Me: HI, EVERYONE! Today we'll be reacting to the ship...
Me: Drumroll, please...
Me: BLAMIONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Draco: WTF, NO!
Everyone: ..?
Me: *grinning* YESSSSSSSSSS! MY SUSPICION IS CORRECT!!!
Everyone (bar Draco): *stares at me*
Me: Oh, um...
Me: Why don't we let Draco talk...
Draco: *glares at me*
Draco: Well, uh, I-
Me: HE HAS A CRUSH ON MIONEEEE!
Draco: *glares at me*
Hermione: *blushes*
Blaise: *stares at wall*
Harry and Ron: *just-saw-a-ghost face*
Theo: *rolls his eyes*
Ginny and Pansy: *screams* YESS! MY OTP!!!
Everyone: *stares at Ginny and Pansy*
Me: Ummm...
Me: Ok, why don't we vote? I vote... SHIP! I love Blamione! It's not my OTP, but still! Harry?
Harry: SINK! Ron and I are NOT going to hand Mione off to some Slytherin!
Slytherins: *offended*
Draco: *angry* MY FATHER WILL-
Me: Yea, yea yea, who cares?
Me: Ron? What do you think?
Ron: I agree with Harry. Mione is way too good for those snakes!
Slytherins: *scowl at Ron*
Theo: YOU LITTLE-
Me: OKOKOK, SHUT UP, EVERYONE! OR ELSE I'LL KICK YOU OUT!
Everyone: *scowls at me but get quiet*
Me: Better. Anyway, Theo? What do you think?
Theo: I don't know???
Me: *sighs, facepalm*
Me: JUST MAKE UP YOUR MID, THEODORA!
Theo: *frowns angrily* Hey! Don't call me that...
Me: *annoyed* JUST SAY SHIP OR SINK!
Theo: Ship? I don't really care...
Me: Great! Ginny?
Ginny: YES! SHIP!
Me: Good! Pansy?
Pansy: SHIP! I LOVE THEM! THEY'RE SOO CUTE TOGETHER!
Hermione: *blush*
Blaise: *continues to stare at wall*
Me: Wonderful! Alright, Draco?
Draco: NO! SINK!
Me: *grins wickedly*
Me: Oh? Why?
Draco: *scowls at me*
Draco: You know why...
Draco: You literally told everyone!
Me: Perks of being a gossip: I hear everything!
Everyone: *rolls eyes*
Me: Whatevs! Let's see what Blaise and Hermione think!
Me: *gets a mic out of nowhere although I can't use magic, sticks it in Blaise and Hermione's faces*
Me: So? What do you two think of this ship? We don't have all day!
Hermione: Well, I don't know Blaise very well, but he's nice to me, and I don't see why not...
Hermione: Ship!
Blaise: *shrugs* Same with me.
Me: Ok! Let's see the score!
Me: The ship...
Me: Drumroll, please...
Me: ...has survived!
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Harry Potter Ships
RandomMy opinion on some Harry Potter ships. This is purely my OPINION. I don't mean to be rude or anything. Because it's only an opinion, plz don't be rude and say things like: "I HATE THIS SHIP!" cuz although hate will be deleted, it still hurts. 😔 Als...
