The adventure of Big Chungus. (shitpost)

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Once upon a time, there was a chungus... Let me add... A Big Chungus. He was pretty big and large, thus having no clothing on him. He got lots of play in the animal kingdom, even sleeping with the most gorgeous females ever comprehended to man kind.
In a Sunday, he was collecting his crops, until some evil individual named "The Hunter" came in to disturb the peace. Since it was the rabbit season and he wanted some delicious soup out of something, so he decided to carry his shotgun and ammunition, before going.
After arriving to the Chungus's place, he searched for the chungus. Everybody would say that this is not difficult since Big Chungus is unsurprisingly.. HUGE, but all of you are wrong.
Big chungus was hidden in the most unbelievable place to hide. He was in a HOLE! The hunter searched far and wide, but there was not a sight of Chungus.
He searched and searched until... BEEP BEEP, BEEP BEEP. The alarm came off indicating the end of the rabbit season. The hunter walked back home angry, and thus Big Chungus will live another day.

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 09, 2023 ⏰

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