Tony: everything hurts!
Natasha: yeah well you shouldn't have shaken me to try and wake me up!
Tony: assassin reflexes hurt!
Clint: no shit Sherlock!
Natasha: what he said
Thor: man of iron, I believe lady Natasha was justified in causing you bodily harm due to the fact that you frightened her while she slumbered
Natasha: I wasn't scared I just reacted before I realized it was tony!
Steve: tony what were you doing in Natasha's room anyway?
Tony: errr
Natasha: yeah....
Clint: tony....
Bruce: tell us!
Steve: please!
Thor: please enlighten us on the reason you were intruding lady Natasha's chambers at an odd hour
Tony: I was told by fury to fetch agent Romanoff and then she punched my lights out!
(Fury is online)
Fury: tony if you ever need to wake Romanoff up just chuck a pillow at her, it's the pillow that takes the beating not your face!
Natasha: that's how Clint wakes me up
Clint: yeah that's why there are pillows inside her room!
Loki: I thought it was because you were very finicky about how many pillows you had depending on the night....
Natasha: ...
Loki: OHMYGODSHESONTHECIELING!!!!
(Loki was forced to disconnect)
Natasha: now that the green menace (Loki not u Bruce)
Is quiet...
Tony: on to more serious matters....... I want to propose to pepper but I'm afraid I'm moving too fast!
Steve: wow
Bruce: I think you should try
Clint: PEPPERONY!!!!!!
Tony: -___- da fuq?
Natasha: never mind him...
Tony: should I?
Everyone: YES!
Tony: e.o okay then
Clint: lets practice!
Tony: this is stupid....
Clint: come on....
Tony: fine!
Clint: come on....
Tony: grrr... Pepper pots I've loved you since we met and I know I'm an ass sometimes and I drink waaaaay too much scotch for my own good but i Want to spend the rest of my life with you so, pepper pots.... Will you marry me?
(Pepper is online)
Pepper: tony you've got a meeting at- tony?
Tony: yeah? 0.0
Pepper: are you serious?!
Tony: yeah...
Pepper: oh my god oh my god yes yes!!!!! It's kind of strange you proposed over a chatroom but yes yes yes I will marry you!!!!
Tony: :D yay!
Pepper: I'm like seriously crying!
Tony: awww don't cry pepper!
Pepper: come her you big dummy!
Tony: B-)
(Pepper is offline)
(Tony is offline)
Natasha: that worked out well!
Clint: yeah :(
Natasha: ???
Clint: nvm
Natasha: :( hmm....
(Clint is offline)
Natasha: hmmmm e__o
(Natasha is offline)
Bruce: shwarma anyone?
Everybody who is still online: hell to the yes!
(Everybody is offline)
