Clint: oh my god last night was amazing!
Natasha: yeah that was really sweet of you Clint
Tony: so I take it your anniversary of Budapest went well?
Clint: hell yeah!
Natasha: it was fantastic
Steve: Janes niece is running with scissors Thor!
Thor: oh dear! Good bye my mortal brethren!
(Thor is offline)
Natasha: that is why I don't babysit
Clint: yet somehow kids love you!
Natasha: -___- I know
Steve: I take it you don't like children Natasha?
Natasha: it's not that I don't like them I just don't understand them
Bruce: even I understand the motives of young children
Natasha: yeah well my childhood was pretty ****** up
Clint: let's change the subject!
Steve: has anyone seen my hat?
Natasha: I think I saw tony with it...
Steve: ****!
(Steve is offline)
Tony: OH MY GOD HE JUST KICKED IN MY DOOR!
(Tony is offline)
Natasha: serves him right for messing with Steve
Clint: yup!
Bruce: yeah Steve can be quite frightening,
Clint: cap can be scary, but not as scary as Natasha when you see her in the dark in the hall with a gun.
Natasha: I said I was sorry!
Clint: yeah but I was still pretty scared!
Bruce: I've got to go, I've got a date tonight!
(Bruce Is offline)
Natasha: good for him!
Clint: wanna play Budapest?
Natasha: fury said no more explosives though,
Clint: fair enough!
(Clint is offline)
(Natasha is offline)
