A Moon Knight reader x Hazbin hotel & Helluva boss story:
"I am vengeance, I am the night, I am bat---I mean Moon Knight!"
"Yeah..."
Y/n was just your normal average day person, until one day that dumbass died, that's when the Egyptian God named Kho...
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We begin this final chapter with panning shots of five monitors. The first shows Blitzø and Moxxie outside Martha's house, Moxxie then pushing Blitzø's gun causing him to shoot in the wrong direction in "The Moon's Break". [Chapter #7] The second shows Marc and Millie flying back to shore out of the ocean after killing the fish monster in "The Moon Can Make Anyone Horny" [Chapter #9] the third shows Millie and Moxxie French-kissing while swinging on a rope in "The Moon Meets C.H.E.R.U.B." [Chapter #11] The fourth one shows a shot of Marc killing a bunch of lumberjacks with a pencil in "The Moon Got Rizz" [Chapter #13] and the fifth one shows horses, which then zooms in past them onto Blitzø, who was caught choking on the boba pearls of his drink. Someone then points at the screen with Blitzø.
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A/n: Agent One is the Dude and Agent Two is the girl.
Agent One: Right there! This was the first sighting.
Agent Two: They are definitely from Hell. They must use this dark magic to cross over into our world... and they seem to be killing specifically targeted people. But, why?
Agent One: They always attack at random, aaaall over the country. There's no way to predict where they'll show up next!
A loud clattering noise is heard from outside, followed by a stock angry cat sound. The two agents immediately glance over to a barred-up window obscured by heavily damaged blinds. Agent Two makes a gap between the blinds to the outside to see what made that noise. The agents then see the source of all the racket: Blitzø, standing on a box and a dumpster while holding the dumpster lid open. He looks around suspiciously.
Agent Two: Ahhh, well... That's convenient.
Cuts to Blitzø outside, standing on trash bags and holding a dumpster lid open.
Blitzø: Shhhhh! Remember, we can't be seen.
Blitzø slams the dumpster lid loudly, but then falls backwards into a pile of trash bags. Millie silently chuckles at his predicament, then walks away.
Moxxie: Pardon my words, sir, but you're currently being the loudest.
Blitzø jumps up out of the garbage pile covered in trash; he has an old newspaper on his forehead, a half-eaten lollipop stuck to the side of his head, a scrap of paper on his horn with an old banana peel impaled on the end of it, and a used condom on his index finger, the same finger he uses to poke Moxxie's face indignantly.
