Sam Imagines

Donuts

"Hey y/n" I smiled as I arrived back to the apartment seeing her sat at the table doing her puzzle

"Hey Sam," she smiled "ooohh what you got there?" She asks glancing to what I had In my hand

"Donuts. From fabulously fried"

"Ooooohhh what did you get?"

"I got a a grape escape, that's grape jelly with tango grape inside and purple frosting with grape popping candy. I got a lunch pail, that's a square donut with peanut butter and jelly inside, strawberry yoghourt glaze and goldfish crackers on top, down with the ship which is a ring donut with captain crush on it, island in the sun which is pineapple and coconut jelly with edible sand on top and then two of their brand new cookie madness" I explained showing her my now mostly empty rainbow box

"How on earth did you eat all those?"

"I did have luke helping me"

"You are gonna sugar crash so hard"

"I know. But their donuts are work it"

"How's the new cookie madness?"

"It's amazing! It's a blue donut full of cookie dough and the top had whipped blue frosting and cookie crumbles" I explained 'o got two so I could have one for desert tonight"

"...I've really wanted to try the new donut. And I love cookies" she says "just can't be asked to Que"

"Yeah I pre-ordered on my phone but I still had to wait in the line for like forty five minutes" I told her

"Ummm okay" she shrugs returning to her puzzle so I began to head to the kitchen "donut does sound good though. I'd suck a dick for a donut right now" she says in her usual absentminded way

I glanced down at my one leftover donut for a moment contemplating... well everything.

I considered all things from the smallest of insects to the vastness of the cosmos, questioning the matter of all things in the known universe.

Was all my time.

All my effort.

All my anticipating.

Really worth being thrown away... for a blow job?

"You okay Sam?' she giggled

"Shhh"

"Wha- did you shh me!"

"Shhh. I'm questioning my existence"

"Uuuhh okay"

"I accept your proposal"

"My what?"

"Donut" I smiled putting it on a little plate Nd sitting it on the table for her

"Awwww Sam that's so sweet of you"

"Now you may uphold your end of the agreement" I smiled sitting on the sofa and opening my legs "proceed"

"Sam I was being sarcastic"

"Oh." I sighed

"Fine" she rolled her eyes "you have to have a shower first though'

"Okay!" I smiled bolting up and into the bathroom.