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INT./EXT. WANDA AND VISION'S HOUSE - DAY/VARIOUSA GUITAR RIFF OVER BLACK-- THEN THE LENS CAP COMES OFF! OURPOV IS THE FAMILY VIDEO CAMERA, SCOOPED UP BY A GRINNINGTOMMY (10) AND TAKEN ON A JOY RIDE THROUGH THE HOUSE...POP-PUNK THEME SONGSOME DAYS YOU'RE THE DOG/ SOME DAYSYOU'RE THE HYDRANT!KITCHEN: WANDA, IN A BATHROBE, HAIR UP, NO MAKEUP, CHASESUS/CAMERA OUT, THROWING BURSTS OF MAGIC TO STOP US.CHYRON: WANDA MAXIMOFFPOP-PUNK THEME SONGSOME DAYS YOU LOSE YOUR MIND/ SOMEDAYS YOU FIND IT!LIVING ROOM: SYNTHEZOID VISION, READING THE PAPER. TOMMYGRABS IT. VISION PHASES THROUGH THE SOFA TO SNATCH IT BACK.CHYRON: THE VISIONPOP-PUNK THEME SONGSOME DAYS YOU HIT THE RAIL/ SOMEDAYS YOU GRIND IT!TWINS' BEDROOM: AGNES, WIELDING A BROOM, AND BILLY (10),WEARING HOCKEY PADS AND HELMET, TRY AND FAIL TO CORNER TOMMY.CHYRON: TOMMY MAXIMOFF / BILLY MAXIMOFF / AGNESPOP-PUNK THEME SONGSOOOOME DAAAAYS ROCK AND SOOOOMEDAAAAYS SUCK...FRONT YARD: THE FAMILY POSES FOR A PHOTO. WANDA AND VISIONURGE TOMMY TO DROP THE CAMERA AND JOIN THEM.POP-PUNK THEME SONGCHALK IT UP TO DUMB LUCK!PIETRO SPEEDS INTO FRAME, CARRYING TOMMY UNDER ONE ARM TOMAKE SURE THE LITTLE PUNK DOES WHAT HIS PARENTS WANT.CHYRON: and PIETRO MAXIMOFF as Himself!TITLE CARD: WANDAVISION.
INT. WANDA AND VISION'S HOUSE/KITCHEN - DAYBILLY SKIPS DOWNSTAIRS DRESSED IN A RED CAPE AND A SILVERWINGED HEADPIECE. BURSTING WITH EXCITEMENT, BILLY ADDRESSESTHE CAMERA DIRECTLY.
BILLY (TO CAMERA) Halloween is a magical holiday allabout family, community and thethrill of getting to be someoneelse for a day.
"Is he?"
"The fuck?"
WE FIND TOMMY AT THE KITCHEN TABLE, DRESSED IN REGULARCLOTHES, SCARFING DOWN A BOWL OF MAC 'N CHEESE.
TOMMY (TO CAMERA) Wrong. Halloween's about candy. And scaring people. But mostly candy.
NO LAUGH TRACK ON THIS SHOW, BUT WE'VE GOT IRONIC MUSIC CUESTO TELL US WHEN SOMETHING'S FUNNY.
BILLY Where's your costume, Tommy?
TOMMY This is my costume. I'm The Cool Twin.
BILLY What's that make me?
INT. TWINS' BEDROOM - DAY (FLASHBACK)TOMMY AND BILLY PLAY SIDE-BY-SIDE ON A 'DANCE DANCEREVOLUTION' ARCADE GAME. TOMMY NAILS EVERY SINGLE MOVE.BILLY TRIPS OVER HIS FEET AND FALLS OFF THE MACHINE.INT. KITCHEN - DAY (BACK TO PRESENT).
TOMMY A Dork-o-saurus Rex
BILLY Not a real dinosaur.
TOMMY Just proved my point.
"I like Billy, he's cute." Phoenix said.
THE BOYS TUSSLE, SPILLING THROUGH THE KITCHEN DOOR INTO--INT. LIVING ROOM - SAMEBOTH BOYS QUIET WHEN THEY SEE PIETRO ASLEEP ON THE COUCH.WEARING BOXERS AND A TANK TOP, PIETRO IS TANGLED UP IN A SETOF WANDA'S GUEST LINENS. HE SNORES LOUDLY.
