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➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Who are those people?! ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
INT. WANDA AND VISION'S HOUSE/LIVING ROOM -
[NIGHTTHE LIGHTS ARE DIMMED, SCARVES COVER LAMPS, CANDLES ABOUND.ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS. WANDA HAS REALLY SET THE MOOD. VISIONENTERS WITH MR. & MRS. HART.]
VISION Here we are...
MRS. HART How very atmospheric!
"Oh no."
MR. HART What's going on here, Vision? Youblow a fuse?
VISION Pardon me while I just go fetch thelady of the house.
[VISION EXITS TOWARD THE KITCHEN, LEAVING THE HARTS IN THEFOYER. WANDA ENTERS FROM THE BEDROOM HALLWAY, WEARING A 1950sNIGHTGOWN AND SILK ROBE. THE AUDIENCE GIGGLES IN ANTICIPATIONAS SHE SLINKS UP BEHIND MR. HART AND COVERS HIS EYES.]
WANDA Guess who!
"AHHHH! Wanda no!" Phoenix yelled and Wanda put her head in her hands and shook her head, "Oh god."
[JUST THEN VISION RETURNS FROM THE KITCHEN AND FLIPS ON THELIGHTS. WANDA IS AGHAST TO FIND HER ARMS AROUND VISION'SBOSS. THE AUDIENCE LAUGHS UPROARIOUSLY.]
VISION Wanda!
WANDA Vision?
MR. HART What is the meaning of this?!
[AFTER A MOMENT OF RECOVERY, VISION CROSSES SWIFTLY TO WANDA.]
VISION What is the meaning...(IMPROVISING) You mean thetraditional Sokovian greeting ofhospitality?
[VISION COVERS WANDA'S EYES. WANDA IS QUICK TO PLAY ALONG.]
VISION Guess who!
WANDA Oh, is that the host behind me?
VISION(TURNING AROUND) It sure is!
WANDA Lovely to make your acquaintance!
[THEY SHAKE HANDS HEARTILY, STILL PANICKED. AUDIENCE LAUGHTER.]
[MR. HART SEEMS DUBIOUS, BUT HIS WIFE IS DELIGHTED.]
VISION Didn't I tell you my wife is from Europe?
MRS. HART How exotic!
MR. HART We don't break bread with Bolsheviks.
"Uuuuhhhhhh. You can't say that."
MRS. HART Oh hush now, Arthur! Have you noculture at all? And that dress...
VISION Is... soooooooo Sokovian
WANDA Uh, could I see you in the kitchenfor a moment, sweetheart?
[WANDA AND VISION HUSTLE TOWARD THE KITCHEN, BLOWING OUTCANDLES AND REMOVING SCARVES AS THEY GO.]
