yall cant get rid of me

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by xl_vely

by xl_vely

SIIKKEEEE IM BACK HOES!!! lots has changed in three years and i actuslly fucking hate mcytbrs. this 1s for u soot + kaden

zak sighed softly, running his hands through his hair. he was trying to fuck some nachos up but he couldnt stop rhinking about his fat. fatttyyyyyy fat anoriexa

darryl Skipped into the room like a dainty gay boy. "zaaaak!"

he singsonged.

"what gay boy"

"you are NOT fat. come on put a pacifier in yohr mouth and regress or something" (idk i didnt pay attention to what i write 2 year ago.)

"ojkk uwu i wove u daddy"

"yes daddy loves tou too." dareyl said sitting down on the couch and stealing one of zaks nachos. "guess what zakkie"

"what daddy"

"pingspooferl" (idk i forgot the minecraft youruber lore) zak starts DYING laughing brcause thats really funny for some reason and THEN boom a big ass truck comes cratshing through thw window

"OH SHIT!!" ZAK EXCLAIMED IN TARROR!

"LANGUAGE!!!" darryl yelled calmly

"ny nachosss oh bo!!!" zak said sadly. the big as truck rhat crashed theough the window made glass get on the nachos and that made zak very sad

"you didnt beed those nachos anyways FAT BOY" darryl thought in his mind.

"insideee its empty i know its wrong but—"

"ZAK SHUT UP!!! NOBODY CARES YOU ARE ANORIEEXA!"

"ok"

timeskip they are aitting at a full liquor bar

"looolll zak do u rememver when u jumped off a building"

"yeah ahhahaha novody told me it was a playground play set looolllll hahaha"

"lol hahaha 14 ping spoofer magifi ing glass poiinting rught lol"

zak burped and then started crying because he shit his pants

"dude," darryl started, "do u rememver that tome all of friends were super racist and horrible people and said slurs"

"yeah LOL now everyone on syscord has a dream introject what a bunch if losers"

"speaking of syscord i think im a highly complex did system of 514"

"lol 14"

"yeah"

darryl'salter switched out ssaid the n word and spontaneously combusted

THE END!

best chapter ibe ever written i think