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Remus:
I'm proud to identify as moron sexual.
I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses
exclusively.
A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

Sirius:
What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Remus, already taking his clothes off:
Sirius, you're so fucking stupid.

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