Walburga:
You disgrace!
You are a shame to the House of Black!
Sirius:
I've been called worse.
Walburga, curious:
Like what?
Sirius, solemnly:
Your son
Walburga:
...
Walburga:
Get out
——
Sirius:
*speeding on his motorbike and getting pulled over by police*
Officer:
Do you know why I stopped you?
Remus, from the back:
Yeah, it's cause he let you.
Officer:
...
Officer:
Any drugs or alcohol?
Sirius:
No thanks, I've got everything.
YOU ARE READING
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Non-FictionThis is a book two, the first one can be found on my profile page because I can't remember what it's called! Enjoy!
