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James:
Is the equipment secure?

Sirius:
Check.

James:
Wand loaded?

Sirius:
Check.

James:
Did you have breakfast?

Sirius:
What?
That's not on the checklist.

James:
I added it because I care about you.

Sirius:
No, I did not have breakfast.

James:
Unacceptable.
Look in your pocket.

Sirius, pulling a granola bar from his pocket:
Hey, there are little chocolate chips in this.

James:
Yeah, I'm not an idiot.
I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.

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