James:
Is the equipment secure?Sirius:
Check.James:
Wand loaded?Sirius:
Check.James:
Did you have breakfast?Sirius:
What?
That's not on the checklist.James:
I added it because I care about you.Sirius:
No, I did not have breakfast.James:
Unacceptable.
Look in your pocket.Sirius, pulling a granola bar from his pocket:
Hey, there are little chocolate chips in this.James:
Yeah, I'm not an idiot.
I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.
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Non-FictionThis is a book two, the first one can be found on my profile page because I can't remember what it's called! Enjoy!