Fatherless Emos Gc

This is from ao3 but my acc didnt get apporved yet so im puttin it here

Furry : oh hell no

DrEggman : Ur alive???

Vampire : Dear God the nightmare starts again

Or,

In which Jerome comes back to life (again) and everyone suffers.

Chapter Notes

WOAH a Gotham chatfic in 2023??! Yes. I can't accept canon and I'm hyperfixating like crazy rn so I'm writing this at like 4:19 am cause my delulu ass still thinks that stupid clown is still alive. Enjoy whatever the fuck this mess is. Im literally SO BORED rn and still autisming over gotham so im rubbing my gay little hands all over their characters cause I got literally nothin else to do :P

Tags : Crackfic, Chatfic, Messaging, Texting, Texting & Messaging, Groupchat, Gotham groupchat, Legion of Horribles Groupchat, Legion of Horribles, more like legion of whoreibles, legion of dumbasses, orphans too, they all got no mom no dad no bitches no life, we bully jerome, cause hes annoying af, we love him tho, but hes still annoying af, not school au, thank god, I hate school aus, no beta we die like men, or jerome, cause he died, two times in this one, nobody stays dead, its fucking annoying as hell, like just stay dead jer its not that difficult, smh, oh well, hes funny asf tho so its ok,Crack treated seriously, Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Fix-it, Canon Complaint, Fix-It, Jerome Valeska is still alive, Jerome Valeska lives, They get a happy ending but no one is happy about this, Legion of Horribles groupchat, Chatfic, Chat, Groupchat, no school au, I hate school chatifics, everyone bullies jerome, he got them mommy and daddy issues, ok well they all do so, yeah well whatever anyways,

Pronouns / sexuality / headcanons / anything idk what to put here also USERNAMES!!

Jonathan - Scarecation, arospec, he him, transmasc?? Ig??, I'm giving him a better hairstyle because what the fuck was that oily greasy dead rodent looking mop

The bald Victor - DrEggman, cishet, he him, on that respect women juice, kinda like those cool uncles?

Jervis - HatAttack, idk what to name him so, arospec and bi curious, he him, but he thinks gender roles are fun to play around with, honestly same, kinda, also we ignore the whole thing with him and alice cause what the actual literaly fuck was that

Ivy - PlantsVZombies, cis, bi, she her, she and Jerome bond over being ginger, everyone else makes fun of them tho lmao

Barbara - Barbie (she hates the name but does it cause cat and tabi tho she wont admit it thinks its funny) cis, pan, sorta, kinda unlabelled?? Idk, she her, why does her hair get shorter when she gets evil?? Wtf girl

Selina - Cat, she her, demigirl, ig, afab, shes great tbh, sensory issues doesn't like wearing loose clothing, just put that there cause I always see her in those tight jackets?? I would die tbh I hate tight clothes just ugh

Jeremiah - Vampire, yk cause hes pasty as hell, he him, kind of a creep ngl, he says hes straight but wtf is that thing hes got going on with bruce, he says its cause "hes special", bullshit, hes just in denial

Oswald - Birdbrain, PENGYYY!!!!! I love oswald!! :> also hate im at the same time but eh, kind of annoying but we all secretly love him, he him, gay af

Edward - I was so going to name him TheOnceler but wtv, Eddie, they names him that cause they called him eddie munson and he got super pissed (cause yk he stayed in highschool and hes like 20) and thought it was an insult to his intellegence so they made him be called that causse they're all jerks, he him, bi/pan??

Jim - Jordons, he hates it but Jerome thinks its funny as hell, so he keeps it, cause deep down he secretly feels bad for the kid so he gets a lot of leeway, same with a lot of the more younger villains, hes just a tired dad :(( he him, those straight guys that think men r kinda, but like hes straight he just thinks men r hot, nah DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT YALL