✓ Little Expert Bending Plot Lines Back

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Fortunately, the following performances were quite normal (?). Miao Anjun was no longer frightened.

Hmm, it's just the beauty and the beast, the beast is as beautiful as a flower, and the beast is as beautiful as a scum (噫?). Miao Anyun stubbornly stated that there is no fluctuation in my heart.

Miao Xiaojun seems to have been played badly~ Bracket laughs.

After a series of performances that made people physically and spiritually traumatized to a considerable extent, it was finally Miao Anjun's and his class's turn to perform. Miao Anjun numbly got up from his seat and followed his classmates to the dressing room.

After allowing the makeup girl to paint her delicate makeup, Miao Anjun put on a wig and a gorgeous long skirt, with a pair of yellow high heels under her feet. When he walked out of the changing room, he looked like this in the eyes of the makeup artist--

The girl with long black hair walked out of the dressing room gracefully with her skirt. The girl's skin was soft and white like the cleanest first snow, and her appearance was so delicate that she could not find a trace of blemish, her dark and bright eyes looked like Clear and smart. Like the elves that only exist in fairy tales, they are incredibly beautiful.

Already looking silly makeup girl smashed: drooling

Miao Anjun himself didn't have much consciousness, so he walked directly to the backstage to make preparations just like that. A lot of people looked stupid along the way.

"Xiao Yun?" Lin Haoyan, who was dressed as a prince, shouted hesitantly.

"It's me." The beautiful elf lightly lifted his vermilion lips, and his voice was as clear as ice and snow on a mountain, crisp and melodious with a slight coolness (voice changer).

"Lin Haoyan was intoxicated.

My daughter-in-law(?!) really looks good at Lin Haoyan's thoughts.

auzw.com Hey, who is your daughter-in-law, what is your name, does Miao Xiaojun know?

Just for a while, the performance of the previous class has ended. The red curtain on the stage gradually fell.

When the curtain was raised again, the background had been changed to a gorgeous castle.

"In a far away country, there is a king and queen who live, and they long to have a child. So they prayed to God very sincerely."

"God! We are all good kings and queens, please give us a child!" The man queen in a gorgeous dress

Well, the king and queen are all men. Who made their class a science class? There are more men. Some wax on the front row.

"Soon after, Wang Weiran gave birth to a cute little princess. The girl's skin was as white as snow, her cheeks were as red as apples, and her hair was black and supple. Therefore, the king and queen named her "Snow White" "The people of the whole country have deep blessings for Snow White."

At this time, the curtain was lowered and the background board was replaced with a forest. At this time, Snow White played by Miao Anjun appeared.

"Snow White grew up gradually under the love of the king and queen, and finally became a beloved beautiful girl. Snow White is very kind and caring, and she often plays with animals. The animals in the forest are like deer. , Little rabbits, squirrels, and birds all like Snow White, because Snow White will feed them food and tell them stories."

"Snow White, who has a good personality, innocence, and pretentiousness, is different from those coquettish **** outside (something weird seems to be mixed in?! And this attributive is too long), leading a happy life." The narration continued. , But no one in the audience is listening.

The audience has completely exploded the pot, and Miao Anyun on the stage can vaguely hear conversations like this--

"Fuck, which class is the **** stage, she looks so beautiful!"

"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, look at me ()~"

"Ahhhhhhh, my sister marry me!!!"

Princess Miao Xue Bai An Yunmu made a face.

Next (at the strong request of Miao Anjun) we press the fast forward button.

"When the dwarf went home in the evening, they saw Snow White lying on the ground as if she was dead. They immediately lifted her to the bed and tried their best to save her, but Snow White still did not wake up."

"The little people cried and put Snow White in a glass coffin full of flowers, ready to hold a grand funeral."

"At this time, the prince of the neighboring country happened to pass the forest and saw the beautiful and lovely princess in the crystal coffin, as well as the dwarfs and small animals mourning nearby."

(Crossed out) A wild Lin Haoyan jumped out of the grass (you play triumph). (Crossed out) Lin Haoyan, who looked handsome in a prince costume, walked to the stage.

"After the prince knew what had happened, he looked at Snow White sadly with tears," said the narrator.

"Poor princess, it would be great if you could be resurrected!" Lin Chi Han, Prince Haoyan, stared affectionately at Miao Anjun's beautiful red lips (the makeup girl put on lipstick), and planned to kiss.

Miao Anjun lying quietly:

He suddenly wanted to scam the corpse (‵′)┻━┻

Everyone in the audience: Let go of the princess! let me do it! ! !

The audience just thought about it, the stage has already been put into action. I saw a pretty dwarf stop the prince's move, and the other six dwarves also seemed to react, following the lead dwarf to stop the prince. The two sides fought at a stalemate.

The seven dwarves are served by seven sisters in the class, and the lead dwarf (:3ゝ) is the heroine Xia Youyou.

Xia dwarf yoyo: The princess is mine, and the prince should die!

Everyone in the audience: Damn, this plot is not right, what kind of God is unfolding. Although it looks a bit sorry for the prince, we still want to silently say to the dwarfs, what a beautiful job!

Princess Miao Lying Corpse An Yun only felt the blue veins on her forehead jump. He endured it for a long time, but still did not hold it back. He decisively cheated the corpse.

I saw that beautiful Snow White suddenly opened her closed eyes, sat up from the crystal coffin without expression, and spit out the poisonous apple in her mouth. She stood up gracefully, and walked gently like when she came, leaving everyone with an infinitely beautiful back.

"Snow White came back to life again and lived a happy life ever since"

End.

Offstage: A look of bewilderment.gif

On stage: The same face is awkward.gif

"Papa!" A few people clapped first, and the applause in twos and threes seemed to have a chain reaction. There was applause from the audience. In the end, almost everyone was applauding.

Classmates and teachers: Although I feel that there is something wrong with this plot (it is wrong), but unexpectedly I think it is very good (**)