DEFEATISM

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Group Chat

Nicknames, as made by Maverick

Galilee: Maze Runner Eyebrows Guy

Jerry: Seinfeld

Elodie: Melodie

Benedict: Cumberbatch

Maverick: Clara's beard

Tempest: Stormy

Darlington: Darlington

Marcellus: Marky Mark

Calypso: Homer's Girl

Moonie: Moonie

Ro: Ro your boat

Darlington
Hello! Hope you all had a good rest of your break! Before the Spring Into Spring sessions tomorrow, I wanted to remind you all that you are invited to my apartment unit for a social.

Melodie
can u text like ur normal??

Homer's Girl
what do u expect his name is Darlington

Marky Mark
by choice

Darlington
Why is this shit all over me today, again?

Moonie
Ooh, a social would be fun! can i come over 1st w streamers??? Plsssssssss

Stormy
I wouldn't mind blowing up balloons!

Homer's Girl
count me out of balloons ive still got bronchitis

Maze Runner Eyebrows Guy
Oh, I'd love to help with balloons!
Wait, your bronchitis isn't contagious right?

Homer's Girl
u and ur camera are safe

Ro your boat
How can we do shots if you aren't drinking?

Homer's Girl
I can drink

Cumberbatch
????
You can't drink on antibiotics

Homer's Girl
ur not my Dad

Cumberbatch
????

Darlington
Glad to know people are feeling lively for training tomorrow. Who is coming to my unit tonight?

Seinfeld
We all are. Obviously.

Melodie
u text like ur writing an email

Cumberbatch
@Callie you can't drink on antibiotics

Maze Runner Eyebrows Guy
Didn't you stop your antibiotics three days ago? Are you still sick?

Marky Mark
fuck yeah, we're doing shots
everyone
no exceptions

Stormy
Except me :)

Ro your boat
Honestly, staff meetings this semester are going to be a nightmare again. A pipe bomb won't solve this?

Seinfeld
Pipe bomb?

Darlington
We've gone over this, don't plan crimes in my group chat.