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Freaky Friday type shit - {Krii7y}

TW,
SMUT, mentions of panic attack

John and Smitty, struggled with their relationship, with the pressuring amount of arguing they'd do, it was taking a bad turn on the road and into the direction named "Breakup". But one night things take a sudden turn, they got drunk and were stumbling home and past a homeless guy, they happened to be fighting in front of him and he chanted some strange shit they didn't get and then turn morning some sort of freak incident happened, the boys bodies got switched and now they are forced to live now, in each other's others body.. hopefully it doesn't last forever... right?

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Smitty POV

Light was shining annoyingly on my face causing my eyes to flutter open meaning I'm now awake, guess John didn't shut the fucking curtains properly. Groaning I slid of bed and wondered off to the bathroom to piss, I lifted the toilet seat up to relive my full bladder of piss.

"Ahhh... that fills great.." I moaned quietly to myself, head tilted back in enjoyment as the stream flowed seemingly endlessly, "Guess we drunk a lot last night huh?" I asked nobody as the flow ended finally. I pulled my sweats back up and walked to the sink to wash my hands and sort my hair out for the day, though it'd get messed up in a matter of seconds.

Sighing I flushed the toilet and turned the tap on gathering soap from the dispenser and washed, next was my hair. I looked up and- screamed. I fell down with a loud painful thump as I backed away from the sink and mirror, no way what I saw was real?! Slowly I got up again to peer into the mirrors image and their stood John- me? What the fuck? I was too tired to realise the height I stood at and now I'm fully awake, no coffee needed today! Haa...

During my near panic attack a sleepy John walked in unaware and yawning, "Morning babe," he yawned again taking a piss too whilst I sat on the floor gripping my hair wanting to pull the locks out but I couldn't, it's Johns hair not my own! Ugh was this difficult to take in.. and Johns not even fucking noticed! He's half awake, half asleep still..

"Open your eyes.." I breathed out still panicking, I rocked myself back and forth now still trying to get a grip on reality, I watched him rub the sleep away from his eyes and open them up, showing me the two brown orbs that were mine stare into the eyes of John.. well what are now mine.

His eyes widened.

"Am I having an out of body experience?!" John practically screamed out now feeling the panic I was experiencing, "Nope.. at least I don't think so? But I have no idea what the fuck is going on!" I watched as he did the one thing I didn't really expect him to do, "Noooo!! My dick.. it's gone!" He whined, huh I have his big dick whilst he has my about average one, "Bitch! You still have a dick!!" I screamed at him, "Well mine was big! Yours.. yours is average!" He screamed back with equal sound level to mine.

I sat there now annoyed and upset, "Bitch don't you fucking pout! You'll ruin my perfect skin!" "REALLY THATS WHAT YOU CARE ABOUT? NOT THE FACT THAT WE SWITCHED BODIES?!" I stormed off and out the bathroom fuming and walked back to the bedroom slamming the door aggressively. It shook the house but I didn't care, I was pissed off with that arrogant cunt.

Now I have a fucking huge boner great. This morning couldn't get any worse could it? First I find out we somehow switched bodies, then John is being narcissistic with how I'd ruin his fucking face! UGH!!

Groaning I tried to suffocate myself with the pillow - well not literally.. just had it rest on my face, I wonder though if I fell asleep would I wake up in my body? Maybe not I guess there's some sort of lesson to learn? That's how the movie went anyway I think, though I thought this shit happened in movies? Maybe we are in a movie.. or the plot for one?! All these thoughts are overwhelming meeee I need a distraction..