Meanho: IF YOU'RE BEING SERIOUS SO HELP ME GOD-
dumbass: ;-;
pizzaslice: no one talking about how chan is pink now lol
Felly: when did you even get here lol
pizzaslice: idk
seungtheman: how many times have you dyed your hair chan? bc if you dye it any more its gonna fall off
oldmanchan: like 5 times, what about yall
dumbass: uhh light brown, blonde, red, pink, red, annd yeah
Meanho: lmao hyunjin is also bald
savagemaknae: yeah fr take off that wig
Felly: orange, red, pink, dark brown, light brown, purple, blonde with red highlights, and blue
dumbass: and i thought i had a lot...
seungtheman: lmao everyone in this chat is balding
Felly: I AM NOT
dumbass: i am still young and beautiful
savagemaknae: No.
pizzaslice: No.
dumbass: yall said i was beautiful ;-;
dumbass: and jeongin you literally haven't revealed yet so you don't get a say in this
oldmanchan: true. felix, seungmin, and jeongin haven't revealed yet
Felly: my beauty will incinerate you on the spot
savagemaknae: you acting like you are worthy of my presence
seungtheman: uhh yeah what they said
pizzaslice: let's have jeongin go
Jisuck: YASSS
oldmanchan: JEONGIN WOOT WOOT JEONGIN GOGO
dumbass: JEONGIN WOOT WOOT JEONGIN GOGO
Meanho: JEONGIN WOOT WOOT JEONGIN GOGO BUT IDK WHAT'S HAPPENING
savagemaknae: uhh what's yalls favorite barbie movie?
Felly: barbie and the three musketeers!
savagemaknae: nah twelve dancing princesses
dumbass: YOU AINT ESCAPING THIS JEONGIN
Jisuck: JEONGIN YOU WILL REVEAL DA FACE
pizzaslice: YOHHHH
savagemaknae: i can escape actually uwu
savagemaknae went offline
oldmanchan: i forgot that he can just go offline
pizzaslice: we'll spam him dms till night time
Jisuck: YASS
Meanho: legit how did we go from alvin and the chipmunks to hyunjin being stupid to everyone balding then to ganging up on jeongin then to barbie then back to jeongin in literally 6 minutes
pizzaslice: no one knows or cares
Jisuck: anyways whats yalls favorite barbie movie?
dumbass: barbie and the swan lake
seungtheman: the one with the pegasus
Meanho: you doofus it's obviously princess and the pauper
oldmanchan: the mermaidia one
pizzaslice: thumbelina
Meanho: lmao makes sense that your favorite is thumbelina because you are literally the same size as her
Felly: stop this changbin slander!
pizzaslice: i am literally so tall!
seungtheman: how tall?
pizzaslice: ....above 2 meters
Jisuck: lmao in your dreams trapezium
pizzaslice: why am i always ganged up on ;-;
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
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